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Post by Suddenly »

Doctor X wrote:
So you still have principals?
Not since high school.







Dipshit.
Sorry... I couldn't help it...

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Bollox...

Live your life...and fuck off people who upset you...

Simple...

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Post by Nyarlathotep »

So when is the guessing going to commence? I am curious because I can't think of a single poster at TOP whose writing style reminds me of Xoupers (Of course, now that I think of it, Xouper never said he ever actually POSTED anything)

P.S. What De_Bunk said.

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Nyarlathotep wrote:So when is the guessing going to commence? I am curious because I can't think of a single poster at TOP whose writing style reminds me of Xoupers (Of course, now that I think of it, Xouper never said he ever actually POSTED anything)
Obviously I will neither confirm nor deny that my JREF sock puppet has posted anything on that forum. I wouldn't want to make it too easy for you. :)

Nor will I confirm or deny the exact number of JREF sock puppets I have. :twisted:

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Who would?
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I did.
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Hmmm...

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What was that old 1950's song... I can't remember, it went something like
"There he goes, he's ???'s clown"...

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Re: Hmmm...

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jj wrote:What was that old 1950's song... I can't remember, it went something like
"There he goes, he's ???'s clown"...
Were you thinking of the Everly Brothers ?

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Re: Hmmm...

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xouper wrote:
jj wrote:What was that old 1950's song... I can't remember, it went something like
"There he goes, he's ???'s clown"...
Were you thinking of the Everly Brothers ?
Hmm, but why in this thread?

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De_Bunk wrote:Live your life...and fuck off people who upset you...
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Like I told George: "Screw those binge-vomiting asshats that make up JREF. You pathetic, cringing invertebrate."

I said that because he keeps appealing to JREF to reactivate his account. And they just lead him on... send us a SASE, email this secret password, teach the bird to say "here kitty, kitty, kitty".

When I tell President Bush what a leader he was, for once, in getting suspended, well, then he starts slobbering how he'll never win their Language Award now. The driveling palsied sod... is it too late for that creep Santa to grant me a fucking divorce?

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Reads suspiciously like Hilary Clinton. . . .

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Doctor X wrote:Reads suspiciously like Hilary Clinton. . . .
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It's a good thing my husband didn't hear you say that.

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Laura Bush wrote:It's a good thing my husband didn't hear you say that.
I'm not your husband or that "George Bush" jackass over by JREF. I am the president of the United States. :x

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Anyone who thought about changing their name in their user profile can't do it now. Those fields have been removed from the user profile control panel, but still exist in the registration form.
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Pyrrho wrote:Anyone who thought about changing their name in their user profile can't do it now. Those fields have been removed from the user profile control panel, but still exist in the registration form.
That place just gets more draconian all the time. In effect they are punishing the majority of innocent people for the sake of what, keeping a handful of people from putting in false names after the fact? Sheesh.

Is there also a warning to new registrants that once you enter your name you will not be able to change it in the future? I'm sure that will go over big.

Or will you be allowed to change it if you beg properly to the appropriate authority?

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xouper wrote:Or will you be allowed to change it if you beg properly to the appropriate authority?
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Frankly, you'd be doing me a favor if you didn't reactivate my husband's account.

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Pyrrho wrote:Anyone who thought about changing their name in their user profile can't do it now. Those fields have been removed from the user profile control panel, but still exist in the registration form.
Oh there's always a way to do it.

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Pyrrho wrote:Anyone who thought about changing their name in their user profile can't do it now. Those fields have been removed from the user profile control panel, but still exist in the registration form.
Those of us with fake names have no chance to suddenly see the light, repent, and give our real names in the real spirit of Xmas.

:(

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heh, you almost tempted me to register as "Rose"
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