Thank you Agent Ronald

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xouper
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Thank you Agent Ronald

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Hey, look, I'm gonna be rich:
Subject:    TRUTH ABOUT YOUR CONSIGNMENT BOX
Date:       Sat, 15 May 2021 18:21:38 -0700
From:       AGENT RONALD <AIRPORT@USA.NE>
Reply-To:   agentronaldmacleod26@gmail.com
To:         Recipients <AIRPORT@USA.NE>



Miami International Airport 2100 NW 42nd Ave, Miami
FL 33126, United States
INSPECTION UNIT
Attention beneficiary,

NOTE: If you received this message in your SPAM/JUNK folder,
that is because of the restrictions implemented by your Internet
Service Provider, I(AGENT) urge you to treat it genuinely.


My name is Ronald Macleod, i am the Operations, Maintenance and Transportation officer here at the Miami International Airport FL, USA. Last week Tuesday, as i was making my usual routine check at the Airport Storage Vault, I discovered an abandoned shipment from London and when scanned it revealed an undisclosed huge sum of money in a Metal Trunk Box weighing approximately 110kg With Registration RBT-45C. The consignment was abandoned because the Contents of the consignment was not properly declared by the consignee as "MONEY" rather it was declared as personal effect to avoid interrogation and also the inability of the diplomat to pay for the United States Non Inspection Charges which is $3,700USD. On my assumption the consignment is still left in our Storage House here at the Miami International Airport Miami Florida till date. The details of the consignment including your name, your email address and the official documents from the United Nations office in Geneva are tagged on the Trunk box.

However, to enable me confirm if you are the actual recipient of this consignment as the assistant director of Inspection Unit, I will advise you provide your current Phone Number and Full Address, to enable me cross check if it corresponds with the address on the official documents including the name of nearest Airport around your city. Please note that this consignment is supposed to have been returned to the United States Treasury Department as unclaimed delivery due to the delays in concluding the clearance process so as a result of this, I will not be able to receive your details on my official email account agentronaldmacleod26@gmail.com So in order words to enable me cross check your details, I will advise you send the required details to my private email address for quick processing and response. Once I confirm you as the actual recipient of the trunk box, I can get everything concluded within 48 hours upon your acceptance and proceed to your address for delivery.

Please Reconfirm The Following Information For Your Delivery.

(1) Your name........... (2) Your phone number............. (3) Your complete address............. (4) Nearest airport to your address............. (5) Your Occupation................

Lastly, be informed that the reason I have taken it upon myself to contact you personally about this abandoned consignment is because I want us to transact this business and share the money 70% for you and 30% for me since the consignment has not yet been returned to the United States Treasury Department after being abandoned by the diplomat so immediately the confirmation is made, I will go ahead and pay for the United States Non Inspection Fee of $3,700 dollars and arrange for the box to be delivered to your doorstep Or I can bring it by myself to avoid any more trouble but you have to assure me of my 30% share. I wait to hear from you urgently if you are still alive and I will appreciate if we can keep this deal confidential.

Warmest Regards,
Chief Inspection Officer
AGENT RONALD

I'll get right on it.

Should I also send an email to Agent Ronald's boss praising the wonderful work he did in looking out for my best interests?

So, who in the UK would be so kind as to send me this package of money. C'mon, fess up, was it one of my fans on this forum?

:BananaCheers: :love_whip:


I'm curious though, if I am the intended recipient of this box, then why does Agent Ronald feel he is entitled to 30 percent of the money? :shock:
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Re: Thank you Agent Ronald

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xouper wrote: Sun May 16, 2021 4:34 am
I'm curious though, if I am the intended recipient of this box, then why does Agent Ronald feel he is entitled to 30 percent of the money? :shock:
Without him you wouldn't be getting the 70% would you?

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It's obvious. The agent even said, "I will go ahead and pay for the United States Non Inspection Fee of $3,700 dollars"
still working on Sophrosyne, but I will no doubt end up with Hubris
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still working on Sophrosyne, but I will no doubt end up with Hubris