FINAL WARNING NOTICE!!!

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Abdul Alhazred
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FINAL WARNING NOTICE!!!

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Jun 07, 2019 11:34 pm

From "'SMITH LAW'" <marklegal.uk @ un.org>

Hello { REDACTED EMAIL ADDRESS }

It is good to be in contact with you even though this medium of
communication has been grossly abused by impostors and criminal
minded people thereby making it difficult for people with
genuine struggle to correspond and exchange views without skepticism.

The United Kingdom's Treasury Department receives over £10bn every
year from unclaimed estates; forgotten funds; abandoned shares
and dormant accounts because beneficiaries of deceased families
are not being located to lay claim to funds left in the bank.

This letter is a final warning notice regarding the death of my
Late client Edward,wife and only daughter while on holiday at
Louisiana USA in the August 2005 Atlantic hurricane Katrina
disaster. According to the laws of England and Wales, section 46
of the Administration of Estates Act of 1925 (with subsequent
amendments). My late client's bank has issued me a Final written
notice to provide his next-of-kin within 7 days or have his
funds declared UNCLAIMED and sent into government treasury.

I have been in charge of managing his properties here in London
for a long time. There were some of his properties put out for
sale before his death,for which payment has since been made. The
proceeds of the sale is deposited into his local account here. I
found your name in some of his documents and that is why I
traced your email through an advanced search.

I am contacting you because you bear the same last-name with my
late client.I want to know if you are in anyway related to my
late client. I await your prompt response, Regards,

Bar.Mark Smith
Principal Partner
Note the un.org email address.

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Jimmy the Gent
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Re: FINAL WARNING NOTICE!!!

Post by Jimmy the Gent » Sat Jun 08, 2019 12:12 am

He's got money for that stupid letter but he don't have my money?
You trying to be a wiseguy with me?

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Re: FINAL WARNING NOTICE!!!

Post by Nyarlathotep » Sat Jun 08, 2019 12:48 am

It is good to be in contact with you even though this medium of communication has been grossly abused by impostors and criminal minded people thereby making it difficult for people with genuine struggle to correspond and exchange views without skepticism.

I would have went with "This e-mail is totes legitimate and not at all a scam. Honest. Would I lie to you?'
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