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CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
The CBN Headquarters, Abuja



The CBN
Headquarters, Abuja

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA(CBN)
FOREIGN /CONTRACT
PAYMENT DEPARTMENT
DATE:23/3/2006
FROM
PROF.CHARLES SOLUDO



IMMEDIATE
CONTRACT PAYMENT

CONTRACT #:MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009.
Attention,sir/madam
From the records of outstanding contractors due for payment with the
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA(FGN)your name was discovered as next
on
the list of the outstanding contractors who have not received
their
payments. I wish to inform you that your payment is being
processed and
will be released to you as soon as you respond to this
letter. Also
note that from my record in my file your outstanding
contractors
payment is us$25.7 million dollars(Twenty five million
seven hundred
thousand united states dollars). Please re-confirm to
me the following
with what i have in my record and also re-confirm to
me the following

(1) Your full name.
(2) Phone, fax
(3) Nationality
(4) Profession,
(5)
Age merital status

As soon as this informations are received, your
payment will be made
to you in a certified bank draft from central bank
of Nigeria and a
copy will be given to you for you to take to your bank
and confirm
it, As soon you recieve this mail contact the
processing
departiment office contact person Mr Micheal Clark Alpha via
e-mail;
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx@mail.ru BEST REGARDS.

PROF CHARLES SOLUDO.
Executive
Governor,
Central Bank Of Nigeria(CBN).




Prof Charles Soludo.
Executive Governor,Central Bank Of Nigeria.

==============

Least you can do is format the fuggin e-mail properly.

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(1) Your full name.
(2) Phone, fax
(3) Nationality
(4) Profession,
(5) Age merital status
(1) CHARLEY_BIGTIME
(2) None (lives in a cardboard box)
(3) Assholistan
(4) Wanker
(5) Age: 12; Merital (sic) status: faggot
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Goat's time of the month again is it?

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Um, about 3 years ago I answered one of those emails and though it took a good 6 months, I ended up with something like $685,000, after taxes.
"I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin'...."

CHARLEY_BIGTIME

Post by CHARLEY_BIGTIME »

Grendel wrote:Um, about 3 years ago I answered one of those emails and though it took a good 6 months, I ended up with something like $685,000, after taxes.
Explain.

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Grendel wrote:Um, about 3 years ago I answered one of those emails and though it took a good 6 months, I ended up with something like $685,000, after taxes.
bullshit
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want

People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.

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Grendel wrote:Um, about 3 years ago I answered one of those emails and though it took a good 6 months, I ended up with something like $685,000, after taxes.
Yer yanking our chain.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
--Soldier, TF2

CHARLEY_BIGTIME

Post by CHARLEY_BIGTIME »

shemp wrote:
Grendel wrote:Um, about 3 years ago I answered one of those emails and though it took a good 6 months, I ended up with something like $685,000, after taxes.
bullshit
I'd be interested to see how.

Also why the process was not repeated.

http://skepticalcommunity.com/phpbb2/vi ... 5&start=40


(Not that I have reservations or anything.)

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Grendel wrote:Um, about 3 years ago I answered one of those emails and though it took a good 6 months, I ended up with something like $685,000, after taxes.
Yeah, me too. Only I got 40 fragillion billion dollars. I didn't pay taxes because I bought an island and burried the cash under a big rock with an X painted on it. I now own the internet.

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NightG1 wrote:Yeah, me too. Only I got 40 fragillion billion dollars. I didn't pay taxes because I bought an island and burried the cash under a big rock with an X painted on it. I now own the internet.
Ha!!, I stole the big rock with the X painted on it, and if you want it back, it'll cost you the 40 fragillion billion dollars !!!