Your Local Hash Slinging Slasher

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Your Local Hash Slinging Slasher

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The title is a reference to SpongeBob and the local Urban Legend of the Killer in Bikini Bottom.

In my county in Central Illinois we have Hookman, who of course lost a hand and has it replaced with a hook, he hangs out at a local forest preserve called Lake of the Woods where he stalks young lovers after dark. They of course find out in the nick of time and drive off in thier car. And when they get home they find the hook from his arm is still in the door handle of the car.

Who is your local UL Killer?

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My county doesn't have one, but we're taking applications.
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Mooseboy wrote:The title is a reference to SpongeBob and the local Urban Legend of the Killer in Bikini Bottom.

In my county in Central Illinois we have Hookman, who of course lost a hand and has it replaced with a hook, he hangs out at a local forest preserve called Lake of the Woods where he stalks young lovers after dark. They of course find out in the nick of time and drive off in thier car. And when they get home they find the hook from his arm is still in the door handle of the car.

Who is your local UL Killer?
I first heard of Hookman at a camp in Minong, Wisconsin in 1969. That dude must have a lot of hooks and some real staying power! :lol:
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I heard of Hookman whilst camping in the wilds of Southern California. My favorite local ghost legend is that there are three ghosts living in "It's a Small World' at Disneyland. What kind of sin must one have commited to be damned for all eternity in that ride?!?

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Lisa Simpson wrote:I heard of Hookman whilst camping in the wilds of Southern California. My favorite local ghost legend is that there are three ghosts living in "It's a Small World' at Disneyland. What kind of sin must one have commited to be damned for all eternity in that ride?!?
http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/smworld.htm

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http://www.texasbigfoot.com/lake_worth_monster2.html
This is about the "Texas Bigfoot" or the Lake Worth "Goatman" - whichever term you choose. One of the sillier UL's I have heard about since it involved a monster that was half-man, half-goat. It all started in 1969 so you can draw your own conclusions as to the circumstances surrounding the alledged sightings.