Woo Spam! (The Secret Code of X2O)

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Woo Spam! (The Secret Code of X2O)

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I tried to recreate the look of the e-mail, though I left out their creative use of colors. :lol:
The Secret Code of X2O, The "World's Most Perfect Water", has finally been cracked!

Did you know that there is a little-known secret about water that has existed for thousands of years? Very few know about it.

-The Japanese know.
-Scientists and non-traditional doctors know.
-A NASA-approved lab has validated it.
-The powers that control the Pharmaceutical Markets know about it.
Yet, 99% of the world has never even heard of it !


What if I could show you "The World's Most Perfect Water" ?

-A Perfect Water that energizes and pH balances your body.
-A Perfect Water that also allows you to create massive wealth?

The Secret Code has been cracked. This product is patented and closely guarded with exclusive-global marketing rights.

-You can learn what only the most-informed health & wealth insiders know.
-There is nothing like this product anywhere.

-You can make good money every day with a hands-off system.

You can become wealthy as a distributor of this new product ! (No Fees)
-Are you serious and not just curious? -Are you seeking health & wealth?

If you answered: YES, then you need to learn more now.

http://rockdueprodotti14.com/t/c/87/sun/mz1031688.html
The website has a list of suckers they've conned most recently and you can watch their infomercial. It's apparently an additive you put into water you drink. What they say about it though is just goofy. Crap about 'lowering the surface tension of that...that...system inside you so you can absorb all the nutrients'.

And they have a fun disclaimer buried in their terms of use:
DISCLAIMER

THE MATERIALS ON THE WEB SITE ARE PROVIDED "AS IS", ARE EXPERIMENTAL, AND ARE FOR COMMERCIAL USE ONLY, AND x2obuilder.com HEREBY DISCLAIMS ALL EXPRESS OR IMPLIED REPRESENTATIONS, WARRANTIES, GUARANTIES, AND CONDITIONS, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO ANY IMPLIED WARRANTIES OR CONDITIONS OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, TITLE AND NON-INFRINGEMENT, EXCEPT TO THE EXTENT THAT SUCH DISCLAIMERS ARE HELD TO BE LEGALLY INVALID. x2obuilder.com MAKES NO REPRESENTATIONS, WARRANTIES, GUARANTIES, OR CONDITIONS AS TO THE QUALITY, SUITABILITY, TRUTH, ACCURACY, OR COMPLETENESS OF ANY OF THE MATERIALS CONTAINED ON THE WEB SITE OR ANY OTHER WEB SITE REFERENCED BY THIS WEB SITE.
Yeeeeah. :roll:
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Wow Scientists AND Japanese know about it? Shit I'm sold.

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Grammatron wrote:Wow Scientists AND Japanese know about it? Shit I'm sold.
It can make you healthy, wealthy...but not wise. :lol:
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Grammatron wrote:Wow Scientists AND Japanese know about it? Shit I'm sold.
Always trust the Japanese Original Water . . . MISU!!!!!!!!!

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SO...

If I make a homeopathic remedy from this water......
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I didn't read it, but I know how to lower the surface tension of water.
Add soap. Works great. Not very useful for health though.
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DrMatt wrote:I didn't read it, but I know how to lower the surface tension of water.
Add soap. Works great. Not very useful for health though.
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This one started slow, then as I skimmed it further down, I started laughing. Then I started howling with laughter.

I'm okay, now.

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I think I should offer to watch their movies for $1000 each. That's right, I'd be willing to sit through one of their movies if they paid me $1000. "Respect my privacy", my ass. They don't respect anybody or anything. They're just random spammers. The offending IP address, 64.202.165.230, is a GoDaddy address not currently subassigned.
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An urgent request for me to link somebody to some web site somewhere.
I think I'll tell them that I added their link here.

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After visiting your site, I believe we have common interests. Take a look at our Crystal page : http://www.auraphoto.com/Aura/crystals/Crystals.html


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Here's their link. I like the way the people are smiling on the right, even though they're looking really stupid. Their photographic techniques are easy to accomplish using "superimpose a blurry colorized version of this image on the original" software. I conclude they're professionally full of it.

http://www.auraphoto.com/Aura/crystals/Crystals.html

ETA it's even worse than that, according to the video. It's all photography and videography by a failed actress who is even worse at photography...
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