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Post by CHARLEY_BIGTIME »

Dear Friend,

It is my pleasure to introduce myself to you, I am Mr. Kofi Aboagye, mandate gold broker with the Obuasi co-operative of small-scale miners as the miners have capability of producing between 150-200 kilos of alluvial gold dust monthly and have available now in stock about 200 kilos AU gold dust for sale to any prospective buyers.

The product available below:

Commodity Au gold dust (unrefined)
Quantity: 200kg
Origin: Ghana
Quality: 22+ carats
Purity: 91.77%
Price: $14,500 per kilo (Negotiable)
Packaging: In metal boxes
Shipment: Shipment will carried out by a reputable shipping agent at the Kotoka international
airport (KIA)

I shall be grateful to furnish you with any further information that is requires after hearing from you, I shall consider it a privilege doing business with you, to and foster a cordial and long-lasting relationship between both parties.

We are waiting your purchase interest and quick responses.

Regards,
Mr. Kofi Aboagye.

CHARLEY_BIGTIME

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My bored-shitless-at-work response:


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A thousnd blesse. Bless Allah in hs wisdoms mercy.

Exuczwe my Engsh as I amlearn. HAHAHA

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You got pow3r to know
You insructable.
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Relax.


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(FACT)

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I just had a brilliant thought.

Why not reply with Godsends posts? They are vaague enough to cover any eventuality.

Though I must say I like what you wrote, it makes sense, sorta. :D
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You should have told him you cannot do business unless he joins your Fan Club.

Amateur. . . .

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This came in directed to my professional webmail address.
Ave, gentleman

I believe that you are my soul mate and I am even more confident that you
are kind, bright, well-behaved person with wonderful manners and polite
sense of humor. Indeed I am a wise lady and I will not stand living with a
fool or a cry-baby. I know that I am worth thousands of women; my
intelligence is far more advanced than it is of an average lady my age; my
sexuality is million times stronger than it is of a young, inexperienced
girls. I am worth a fortune and I am happy for you, because from now on you
can write to me at {URL OF ANOTHER RUSSIAN MAILORDER BRIDES PLACE} and we will learn each
other better. You will never regret that you've finally met me!


Waiting for your letter

Olchik
I glanced at the web site, and it says this older experienced lady who claims to know so much about me is 20 years old and a Christian. *plonk*
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I never get interesting mail like this.
When one considers that our planet is doomed, at least as far as life is concerned, it is impossible to put meaningful value on the titanic forward struggle of life on Earth through billions of years. This struggle, whether conscious or not, appears agonizingly futile if the gigantic mass contribution can not be perpetuated.
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Goeth thou to the www.419eater.com , pour a favorite glass, mug, or snifter, and read the archives.

Be prepared to waste a weekend laughing as you "get down with the sickness."

Having a public e-mail address makes you a target for all sorts of crap.

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
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DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
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Doctor X wrote:Goeth thou to the www.419eater.com , pour a favorite glass, mug, or snifter, and read the archives.

Be prepared to waste a weekend laughing as you "get down with the sickness."

Having a public e-mail address makes you a target for all sorts of crap.

--J.D.
OMG - I was just watching the Monty Python's Dead Parrot sketch as performed by 2 West Africans. I could hardly contain myself.
ta-
DAVE!!!

CHARLEY_BIGTIME

Post by CHARLEY_BIGTIME »

I think I've got one.

Ideas and a plan welcome.


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Dear Manned Makhtab,
CHARLEY_BIGTIME wrote:Note: He's got my name wrong. It's my own fault for giving him two different ones.


I receipt your email and it is well read and understood...

Palmer wrote:You've gotta be fucking kidding...

Kindly forward to me the followings, so that I can start processing an agreement, morealso to enable me complete application on your behalf at the gold company, here in Ghana:

Full Name & Address
Contat Tel & Fax number

I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Best regards,
Kofi Aboagye

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Establish that he is a christian. Wax elequant on the topic. Make sure that he never had sex out of wedlock. If he is not a christian we will convert him, if he is we will make him a jew.

Start there. :D
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Tell him you're interested in an oiled-goats for gold deal.

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GOOD DAY TO YOU,

GREETINGS IN THE NAME OF GOD,

My name is Mrs. Rita Balli; I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have to you/church. I am 59 years old and I was diagnosed with Esophageal Cancer for about two years, immediately after the death of my husband, who has left me everything he worked for. I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to you for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly.

Please pray that the good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God to forgive me and I believe He has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation in less than a month and I decided to WILL/donate the sum of £8 Million Pounds (Eight Million Pounds) to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows.

At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls due to the fact that my relatives are around me and my health status. I have adjusted my WILL and my lawyer is aware I have changed my WILL. If you are a Godly person, please contact my lawyer and he will arrange the transfer of the funds from my account to your preferred account. I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and PLEASE use the funds well and always extend the good work to others.

Pls. Contact my lawyer, Barrister Timothy Jones, with the specified
email address-:

CHAMBERS OF ARDENS
Barrister Timothy Jones
Arden Chambers 2 John St.London WC1N 2ES .
E-Mail: law-firm @ myway.com
Phone: +44 701 113 7553
Phone: +44 701 113 7557

Please ensure that you copy this correspondence to his email address above. Please tell him that I have asked you to reach him.

Goodluck in all your future endeavors!

Thanks,

Mrs. Rita Balli

Cc: Barrister Timothy Jones
law-firm @ myway.com
Oh, of course a barrister's office e-mail address is at myway.com...
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