Sir Williams.

How not to buy a brick in a box off the back of a truck.

Sir Williams.


Dearly Beloved .

Here writes Mrs Helena Williams, suffering from cancerous ailment.
I am married to Sir Williams an Englishman who is dead. My husband was
into private practice (ORLY?) all his life before his death. Our life together
as man and wife lasted for three decades without a child. When my late
husband was alive he deposited the sum of Twenty Million Pounds
(20,000,000.00 Million Great Britain Pounds Sterling) which were
derived from his vast estates and investment in capital market with his

bank here in UK. Presently, this money is still with the Bank.
Recently, my Doctor told me that I have limited days to live due to the

cancerous problems I am suffering from.

I have decided to donate this fund to you, (Fug - thanks. Not often that people offer a random stranger £20mil) I do hope you would be able
to utilize this money for the said purpose just as I am going to
instruct herein. I want you to utilize the funds by creating a charity
foundation called HELENA WILLIAMS FOUNDATION to assist widows and help
accident victims worldwide.

I cannot give this fund to anybody here in England because my Husband
relatives have people in high places and will frustrate all attempts
within this country. More so they do not know about this Twenty Million

Pounds sterling deposit that my husband made. Presently, this deposit
is known by me, our family lawyer and now you.
Contact our family lawyer with this specified email address
Attorney Daniel Lucero (ESQ)

Tell him that I have WILLED £20,000,000 to you by quoting my personal
reference number Law/chamber/solicitors/hn/will/WILL/9834520012 and I
have also notified him that I am WILLING that amount to you for a
specific and good work.

My lawyer would be waiting to receive your reply, on this E-mail

Remain blessed.

Your Sister,
Mrs Helena Williams


My *sister*?

User avatar
Abdul Alhazred
Posts: 82827
Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:33 pm
Title: Yes, that one.
Location: Chicago

Re: Sir Williams.

Post by Abdul Alhazred »

CHARLEY_BIGTIME wrote:My *sister*?
In Christ, Charley.
Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
The arc of the moral universe bends towards chaos.
People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.