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Post by CHARLEY_BIGTIME »

Hello!
I hope that I'm not mistaken and found a man who is really looking for serious relations.
I would like to know more about you.
I'm looking for serious long relations, and may be create the family in the future.
I want to tell you more about me. My name is Anastasiya but my friends call lme Nastya, you can also call me in such a way.
I was born and I live in Russia,in Kazan city.
I'm 27 years old. I live alone, and I don't have parents. My aunt brought me up from 12 years. I am lonely, never was married and I have no children. But I
want when be to have them, with the loved person. I'm romantic girl))I did not have any relations with the man for already 3 years.
I think that could be good friendship in
the beginning, and we will see how it will result us. What do you think about it?
I also send you my photo.I wait for your letter and a photo soon!

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My name is Bartholemew, you obviously have seen my profile so I won't tell you about myself.

I'm not surprised you haven't had a boyfriend for three years. Everyone knows that Russian men are apes with limited intelligence. That's why Russian women hunger for western men who are not alcoholics and who do not beat them up regularly like their Soviet counterparts. Everyone knows they do it.

It's true that Russian men are desperately jealous of men that live in the west and Russian women thirst for westerners. We have freedom, we have money, and we don't get rounded up and tortured or "go missing" without trace for "looking in a shop window the wrong way". Indeed, incredibly, we regularly eat more than once a day. Rodents are not on our menu. Yet, for you, it is a staple.

I have been to Moscow, Russian women are very sexual and (boy!) know how to take care of Western men. They do things with western men that they would not dream of doing with their "home grown" cro-magnon male counterparts. And we know how to take care of them. We give them exquisite sex without Russian girls having the fear of being punched in the face like they do with their Russian boyfriends. All the Russian girls I have met say that Russian men have tiny penises and have no idea how to satisfy a woman.

Russia is still a backward country, It pities me to see a delicious lady like yourself in a country that still pretends to be important on the world stage, even though the United States can turn your entire nation into glass without you being able to do anything about it. Even we Brits have the capability to turn Russian men into small piles of carbon without fear of you backward technology.

I expect you cannot go out after 6pm without fear of being shot in the head 37 times.


Anyway, you are hot. Can I come on your tits?


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Bored.

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But where does she stand on goats??? :)
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Post by CHARLEY_BIGTIME »

Sonoma Bear wrote:But where does she stand on goats??? :)

Preferable to Russian men I expect.

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With necessary apologies to G.


Even though he is a commie.

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