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Compliments of the day!
I and my younger sister write to seek for your assistance; we got your contact from a noble gentleman that came to our refugee camp who came to give a seminar about AIDS whom we confronted that we are looking a God-fearing person that is when your data was given to us.

First and foremost i want to introduce myself to you. My name is Prince Kelvin Agamah and my younger sister Princess Jane Agamah a Liberian,my consignment contains 45million United States dollars and some quantity of gold and Diamond, which I cannot specify.

The consignments are presently in States.The consignment gets to States through the help of a U.N diplomat Dr. Clinton K. Nortey. The fact is that Dr.Clinton K. Nortey is supposed to have delivered this consignment to a man called DR SMITH PAGGY in States.

The week Dr.Clinton K. Nortey is suppose to deliver the consignment to him,when he got to States after clearing the consignment from the Airport,he call Dr.Smith Paggy to tell him the description to is house for the delivery, but is wife answered the call and told Dr.Clinton K. Nortey that her husband Dr.Smith Paggy hard a fatal car accident which lead to his death some few hours later.

Dr.Smith Paggy has already paid the demurrages from the security company,he paid for Bullion van that took the consignment to the airport and he paid for custom check report he also assisted us in getting the DRUG / ANTI TERRIORIST CERTIFICATE, which is so expensive that he spent 25 thousand dollars to acquire it, but unfortunately he died in a car accident, that was why Dr.Clinton K. Nortey has to deposit the consignment with a warehouse over there in States and called us to informed us about what is happening.

Please when you call him you will tell him that you are calling in respect of Prince Kevin Agamah's consignment that is in States.
If Dr.Clinton K. Nortey asks if you have discussed with me tell him that you have discussed with me immediately.

Please, get to Dr.Clinton K. Nortey on time and get back to me through mail.
I await your urgent response.

Thanks and God bless you.
Prince Kelvin and Princess Jane Agamah
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What are you complaining about?

It look 100% risky free.

In Jesus allah name I can tell you honest man.

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Post by izittrue »

Indeed...and in today's economy who couldn't use:
45million United States dollars and some quantity of gold and Diamond
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Post by swellman »

This is an obvious fraud - his name is actually Prince Celsius Agamah.

I know because the REAL prince already sent me a letter...

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Post by Grammatron »

I hate it when a fatal car accident leads to someone's death.

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Post by eli54 »

And think of the poor car!
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Did you know that Ahmad and David are women's names?
And have you scrutinized my profile?
And what is it about Sao Paulo, anyhow?
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My name is Anna. I use this kind of dialogue for the first time.
For this reason I want to apologize beforehand, if I will write
something not correctly. I heard that many people who not
been able to find happiness in the usual life, have found happiness
through Internet. I have decided to make this step. I liked your profile
and I interested in you very much.I hope you will also in me if we
support our relations.Hope that they will be sincere, warm and confidential.
I want to believe that our glances coincide and you and i are not different people.
I search for that person who rescue me from solitude.I feel myself solitary in
this enormous, false and cruel world.It is so awfully.I come short heats of
the confidence and rapports very much.I search for the person whom I could
open my soul and heart, be divided their own thoughts and feeling, understand
that somebody need me.The main is clean and openning soul.If you search
for the same please write me.

Please reply only to my personal emai:

I promise that your letter will not remain unheeded and answered.
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