Yours new friend from Russia

How not to buy a brick in a box off the back of a truck.
User avatar
Pyrrho
Posts: 29346
Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:17 am
Title: Man in Black
Location: Division 6

Yours new friend from Russia

Post by Pyrrho »

Hubba-hubba I guess.

Headers available upon request for anyone who cares to do whatever...

==========================

Hello.
My name is Elena. I think my email for you is surprise. And i hope it is a nice surprise.
I think you will have a question about "where did i find yours email address. I used a services of dating agency,
They asked me what kind of men i like, and then they offer me to start a correspondence with you via email.
This agency said me that your email address they found at dating site.

And now i want to tell you a little about myself. I hope it will be inetersting for you
and we countinue our dating.

As i said you before my name is Elena. And i am 29 years old. And i am absolutely lonely girl.
I was born and live now in Russia in small town in central part. The name of my town is Pavlovo.
My birthday is 18 of December 1980. My sign of zodiak is Sagittarius. I have no children, but i love them.
And i think that children love me too. Because i can talk easy with them. And i am sure i can be perfect mother in future.
I have parents, mother and father, they are pensioners. And i live separately from them now. I live alone.

Ofcourse, you will ask about my work. I work as a librarian in school library. I like read books very much, and i
happy that my work with books and children.
It is a little about myself. I hope it was interesting for you, and we will countinue our corespondence.
I will be waiting your answer very much. Please tell me some about yourself too. And if you can send me your photo.
I sending you my photo with this email. And hope you will answer me quickly.

Please reply only to my personal e-mail: gytinopils@BonBon.net

Yours new friend from Russia. Elena.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

User avatar
Doctor X
Posts: 72311
Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:09 pm
Title: Collective Messiah
Location: Your Mom

Post by Doctor X »

PM me the full headers.

I annonymize them.

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome

ImageWS CHAMPIONS X4!!!! ImageNBA CHAMPIONS!! Stanley Cup!Image SB CHAMPIONS X6!!!!!! Image

User avatar
DrMatt
BANNED
Posts: 29811
Joined: Fri Jul 16, 2004 4:00 pm
Location: Location: Location!

Re: Yours new friend from Russia

Post by DrMatt »

My name is Captain Anita Kirk, a member of Us army, i used this medium to
write to you this private and confidential note for a mutual coperation and
assistance.
I implore you to view velow message and reply back to me so we can both
execute this deal together.
Oh, great. Now Captain Kirk is trying for guys too.
Grayman wrote:If masturbation led to homosexuality you'd think by now I'd at least have better fashion sense.

User avatar
grayman
Posts: 5775
Joined: Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:43 am
Location: A little further north.

Re: Yours new friend from Russia

Post by grayman »

DrMatt wrote:
My name is Captain Anita Kirk, a member of Us army, i used this medium to
write to you this private and confidential note for a mutual coperation and
assistance.
I implore you to view velow message and reply back to me so we can both
execute this deal together.
Oh, great. Now Captain Kirk is trying for guys too.
I thought that was Sulu.
You will be electroplated. Resistance is potential divided by current! - Dr. Matt

Cogito, ergo Deus non est.

User avatar
DrMatt
BANNED
Posts: 29811
Joined: Fri Jul 16, 2004 4:00 pm
Location: Location: Location!

Re: Yours new friend from Russia

Post by DrMatt »

grayman wrote:
DrMatt wrote:
My name is Captain Anita Kirk, a member of Us army, i used this medium to
write to you this private and confidential note for a mutual coperation and
assistance.
I implore you to view velow message and reply back to me so we can both
execute this deal together.
Oh, great. Now Captain Kirk is trying for guys too.
I thought that was Sulu.
[youtube]IOzXHOhn-EA[/youtube]

You're welcome.
Grayman wrote:If masturbation led to homosexuality you'd think by now I'd at least have better fashion sense.

User avatar
Doctor X
Posts: 72311
Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:09 pm
Title: Collective Messiah
Location: Your Mom

Re: Yours new friend from Russia

Post by Doctor X »

Not . . . that there is anything wrong with that.

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome

ImageWS CHAMPIONS X4!!!! ImageNBA CHAMPIONS!! Stanley Cup!Image SB CHAMPIONS X6!!!!!! Image