Dear respected candidate,

How not to buy a brick in a box off the back of a truck.
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Dear respected candidate,

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Odd, I'm not an executive, nor am I what one would consider a professional, nor am I an entrepreneur. However, there No Cost to be included! Lucky me.
Dear respected candidate,

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Also be aware that there is No Cost to be included!

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If she calls you at work, ask her whether she sucks cock.
Grayman wrote:If masturbation led to homosexuality you'd think by now I'd at least have better fashion sense.

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Dr. Fields! Really!
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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They make their loot selling the volume that you appear in to guess who .... you.

It's like who's who and others.
About that stereo

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grayman wrote:Odd, I'm not an executive, nor am I what one would consider a professional, nor am I an entrepreneur. However, there No Cost to be included! Lucky me.
Dear respected candidate,

...snip
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Is the email html? view source and see what's under the hood.

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asthmatic camel wrote:Dr. Fields! Really!
I didn't actually do that with the one who called me at work. But she made a point of groveling so obsequiously (while failing to extract $2500 from me) that the thought of asking it occurred to me. The old "We've already established that, now we're just haggling about the price" line came to mind, too. But I work in fairly close quarters with others and so had to keep my comments generic. Lots of "oh, no thank you".
Grayman wrote:If masturbation led to homosexuality you'd think by now I'd at least have better fashion sense.

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Rob Lister wrote:Is the email html? view source and see what's under the hood.
When I place the curser over the "Please visit here" it shows: http:// mxhost. tonegensolutionvault. net. (long string of numbers and letters follow).
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