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I am t3h Soooed! For Kopjiwreighct Infringements!!!11!!

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I have a "throw-away" account for reporting spam, as a "central clearance" for baiting scammers [Purchasing lower quality goat porn.--Ed.] and to my surprise I receive:
Trough this document we hereby inform you of the Litigation process started by Browns Media Marketing LLC against the company you represent.

You are required to produce the originals of all documents and other items which are responsive, in whole or in part, to any description set forth in this “Subpoena Schedule,” regardless of where located, that are in your possession, custody, or control, or in the possession, custody or control of any of your partners, associates, employees, agents, representatives, accountants, or attorneys, along with all copies of any such document which differ from the original by virtue of any addition, deletion, alteration, notation, or inscription on any part of the document, including its back.

The complete list of the required documents can be found at:

[Linkypoo Removed]

as well as the number of the complaint against your company placed for copyright infringement on 12.21.2010 by the legal representative of Browns Media Marketing LLC. Failure to produce and present the requested documents can display in fines dictated by the court.

Brian Willmer
Senior Attorney
Willmer Hale Law
The "trough" is a clue, of course, not to mention the fact it is not addressed to a human ["Mr. I-Love-Goats"--Ed.], does not serve as a legal subpoena, Danish law trumps US law, even Canadian law, et cetera. Using a Mac Image I investigated the linkypoo and it lead to an actual well-rated webpage. Reported both and page was taken down.

I decided to search and . . . voila!
Is “phishing” running rampant throughout the legal community? A few weeks ago, Professor Charlie Nesson of Harvard Law School fell victim to a phishing scam. As the HLS Help Desk helpfully explained at the time, “Phishing emails are fraudulent email messages claiming to be from a legitimate source that ask you to send confidential information such as username, password, date of birth, etc.”

The latest high-profile victim of a phishing attack is a leading law firm, WilmerHale. A mass email is going around, purportedly from “Brian Willmer” of “Willmer Hale,” regarding an alleged subpoena. The email is a fraud; as far as we know, there is no “Brian Willmer” of “Willmer Hale.” It contains a link that you definitely do not want to click on.

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Stoopid gits.
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My advice to you is to go into your room, stay calm, and wait and see what's to be done with you.
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Remember all those "illegal operation" errors you just ignored? Chickens coming home to roost.
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When they take you away, can I have your stereo?
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--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome

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grayman wrote:When they take you away, can I have your stereo?

No!

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