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What would you pay to have Lady Gaga perform at your party?

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Suckers:

Paid $1M to get Lady Gaga for private show and got scammed, lawsuit claims
A TOP London party planning company says it was scammed to the tune of $1 million by two New Jersey men who claimed they could book Lady Gaga for a private concert.

As soon as the money was sent, the party planner was met with radio silence until finally being told in early March by Gaga’s agent that she would not be doing a show in Cancun, Mexico, the suit alleges.

The suit says Carroll had pulled a similar scam in 2010, collecting $825,000 for a phantom Rihanna booking.
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Seriously . . . if you are going to send "seven figures" to anyone, it needs to be someone just a BIT more reliable than one who claims to be "tight with" a figure.

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i would pay to have lady gaga not perform.

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Lady Gaga has crabs?

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Rob Lister wrote:i would pay to have lady gaga not perform.
I can arrange that for a nominal fee!
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So can I! I am "in tight" with her.




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I can even get you confirmation from her people that she will NOT be present, unlike these two scammers!
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gnome wrote:I can even get you confirmation from her people that she will NOT be present, unlike these two scammers!
Lady Gaga is not at my house right NOW.

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I am SO jealous.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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