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I am going to miss you guys.

Post by Nyarlathotep » Sun Jun 02, 2013 10:59 pm

The good news is I won the lottery! WAHOO! I'm rich! I'm wealthy! I'm independent! I'm socially secure! I was informed of it today! All they want is my banking information so they can send it to me!

OVERNMENT OF BRITISH, WORLD BANK, UNITED NATION ORGANIZATION OFFICIAL APPROVAL PAYMENT VALUED $8.3M.
Dear Sir/Madam,
The British Prime Minister in conjunction with GOVERNMENT OF UNITED STATES, WORLD BANK, UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION, EUROPEAN UNION do hereby give this irrevocable approval order with Release Code: GNC/3480/0112/12 in your favor for your inheritance and lottery award winning prize with the UNITED NATIONS to your nominated bank account.
Now, your new Payment code is, United Nations Approval No; UN5685P, White House Approved No: WH44CV, Reference No.-35460021, Allocation No: 674632 Password No:339331, Pin Code No: 55674 and your Certificate of Merit Payment No: 103, Released Code No: 0763; Immediate union Bank Telex Confirmation No: -1114433; Secret Code No: XXTN013, Having received these vital payment numbers approved herein, You are qualified now to received and confirm Your payment with the United Nations immediately within the next 72hrs.
As a matter of fact, you are required to Deal and Communicate only with Mr.NELSON HAGGIN, DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMMITTANCE DEPARTMENT HSBC Bank N.A New York, with the help and monitory team from the INTERNATIONAL MONETORY FUND (IMF) NEW YORK and which is our official remitting reseerve bank, has look up to make sure you receive your fund into your bank account. You are to contact: Mr.NELSON HAGGIN on his contact information, Email: nelhagga123@e-mail.ua for immediate release of your inheritance and lottery award winning claim. Be informed that you are not allowed to correspond with any person or offices anymore, you are required to send bellow information to Mr.NELSON HAGGIN to facilitate your approved fund in less than 48hrs.
The bad news is that I am not allowed to talk to anybody ever again (see the bolded part). I am sure gonna miss you guys, sitting in my gold plated yacht with sharks in the swimming pool.

O fuck, I just corresponded with you guys. Damn, fuck I lost.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jun 02, 2013 11:04 pm

I somehow like the idea of the UN having a lottery department. :lmao:
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Sun Jun 02, 2013 11:22 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:I somehow like the idea of the UN having a lottery department. :lmao:
It would make them useful at something anyway.

I am just disapointed that I will now not be able to have my sharks. :(
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Post by Rob Lister » Sun Jun 02, 2013 11:55 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:I somehow like the idea of the UN having a lottery department. :lmao:
It would make them useful at something anyway.
It would be the only lotto that, having won, put you in debt.

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Post by Cloverlief » Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:13 am

Or your lasers....


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Post by Nyarlathotep » Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:27 am

Cloverlief wrote:Or your lasers....


But you can have a rotating chair!

I already do!
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:35 am

On a more serious note, I am half tempted to respond and pretend I am really hung up on that one point about how I can't correspond with anyone anymore.
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Post by Tyler Durden » Thu Jun 27, 2013 10:58 am

The first rule about winning the lottery is you don't talk about winning the lottery.
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Post by ed » Thu Jun 27, 2013 11:19 am

How you feeling, big guy?
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:42 pm

ed wrote:How you feeling, big guy?
I'm just not feeling like myself lately.

HA! Sometimes I kill me.
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Post by gnome » Thu Jun 27, 2013 4:42 pm

Ohhh do it! Tell us the results. But I'd initiate from a throwaway account.
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