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Magazine subscriptions door-to-door scam dude

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Jul 27, 2013 10:07 pm

With tattoos and a certificate of authenticity that was all wrinkled and stuff.

Sent him on his way.

Sorry to make him cry.
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Re: Magazine subscriptions door-to-door scam dude

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jul 27, 2013 10:34 pm

What kind of tattoos?

Biker?

Self inflicted prison gang style?
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Re: Magazine subscriptions door-to-door scam dude

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Jul 27, 2013 10:53 pm

Sharp pointy-looking design on the left arm. Nice work, actually.

Fast talker.

Sure could have used a real neuralyzer.

Now I'm worried about burglars in the night.

Oh, well, I'll just hide the valuables in a wall socket.
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Post by Doctor X » Sun Jul 28, 2013 10:09 am

Could have been worse.

He could have told you the circus has come to town.

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