Sylvia Browne is dead

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Found on her site.
World renowned spiritual teacher, psychic icon, author, and lecturer Sylvia Celeste Browne passed away at 7:10am this morning (Wednesday, November 20) at Good Samaritan Hospital in San Jose, CA. Born October 19, 1936, Browne was 77 years old.
I'm looking forward to reading a skeptical site's obit on her as opposed to the boot-licking view on her site.
Having been called upon to assist individuals, families, and law enforcement agencies across the U.S. and Canada on criminal investigations, she worked tirelessly as an advocate for justice, receiving several commendations for the positive impact her contributions provided.
And how about her mistakes, then eh?
>From: enuffenuff@fastmail.fm
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>Disappear would be best as it was you who dared to attack me on my
>illness knowing nothing of the cause. You disgust me and you are top of
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>and visits to see you are behaving. Nothing scary in reality. But I'd
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And today, the world is a better place.
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the_ignored wrote:And how about her mistakes, then eh?
Psychics never make mistakes, it's always the bad wibes of the skeptics who, &c.
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The fact that James Randi out-lived her renews my faith in things.

Cunts like her make one wish for a hell.

For her, I quote Bill "Spaceman" Lee's response--on a golf course--to hearing George Steinbrenner died:
As far as Steinbrenner's passing . . . good!

Well, I'm not a convicted felon, like George Steinbrenner. He'll take that to his grave! No! I have no sadness! I'm Irish! I'm Catholic! And when you're gone, you're gone! Trust me! If Hell freezes over, he'll be skating!
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Respect.
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I'm sure her repulsive son will continue to rip people off. Err, I mean run the family business.

Still, I ain't crying.
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Cloverlief wrote:And today, the world is a better place.
You channeled that from somewhere.
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My note to Chris Brown via their website:
Contact!!

I am happy to let you know that I have been in spiritual communication with Sylvia since her passing. She has made it clear that she wants me to let her wishes be known on this plane and for me to help her continue her good work.

To that end I intend to be conducting seminars where she will be present thru me.

If you wish to attend please let me know as the schedule is rapidly firming up.

I am sure that you are excited to hear that your Mom is still with us, thru me. This is yet further proof that those departed to the other side still have things to impart to us, as your Mother claimed for many years.

True vindication of an afterlife and the continued existence of our loved ones.

If you have any questions for her, please drop me a line. My new website will be called "Sylvia Brown Lives" and will be up shortly.
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Like, prove me wrong. :D
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ed wrote:My note to Chris Brown via their website:
Contact!!

I am happy to let you know that I have been in spiritual communication with Sylvia since her passing. She has made it clear that she wants me to let her wishes be known on this plane and for me to help her continue her good work.

To that end I intend to be conducting seminars where she will be present thru me.

If you wish to attend please let me know as the schedule is rapidly firming up.

I am sure that you are excited to hear that your Mom is still with us, thru me. This is yet further proof that those departed to the other side still have things to impart to us, as your Mother claimed for many years.

True vindication of an afterlife and the continued existence of our loved ones.

If you have any questions for her, please drop me a line. My new website will be called "Sylvia Brown Lives" and will be up shortly.
Shit, ed. You forgot to tell him where to send the $$$ for the attendance fee. You don't expect him to be able to chat with his dead mom for free, do you?

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Cool Hand wrote:
ed wrote:My note to Chris Brown via their website:
Contact!!

I am happy to let you know that I have been in spiritual communication with Sylvia since her passing. She has made it clear that she wants me to let her wishes be known on this plane and for me to help her continue her good work.

To that end I intend to be conducting seminars where she will be present thru me.

If you wish to attend please let me know as the schedule is rapidly firming up.

I am sure that you are excited to hear that your Mom is still with us, thru me. This is yet further proof that those departed to the other side still have things to impart to us, as your Mother claimed for many years.

True vindication of an afterlife and the continued existence of our loved ones.

If you have any questions for her, please drop me a line. My new website will be called "Sylvia Brown Lives" and will be up shortly.
Shit, ed. You forgot to tell him where to send the $$$ for the attendance fee. You don't expect him to be able to chat with his dead mom for free, do you?

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Probably won't answer, as his name is Chris Dufresne.

Asshole.
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Biump

I went to a lot of trouble for this. An entire new identity fer chrissakes. :x
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Awww. I'm your new special friend on Facebook.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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News flash!
Still dead.
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ed wrote:Biump

I went to a lot of trouble for this. An entire new identity fer chrissakes. :x
Not on facebook, sorry.