Advanced Tachyon Technologies

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According to quantum physics, the material universe is a very dense form of energy. Tachyonized™ materials offer direct access to the Infinite Possibilities of the Zero-Point Field. All Tachyonized products are covered Under a 2010 U.S.A. Patent.
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I observe that if they have to trademark "tachyonized" that probably means that actual tachyons are not involved.
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Sciencey words used to fool the scientifically illiterate to sell them useless garbage. That's about it, isn't it?

I looked up what a tachyon is, and they probably don't even exist:
A tachyon or tachyonic particle is a hypothetical particle that always moves faster than light.

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Most physicists think that faster-than-light particles cannot exist because they are not consistent with the known laws of physics.[3][4]
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they need a link to http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0399877/?ref_=nv_sr_1
watching this poses a definite risk to your TV from the nearest brick.
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Tachyons are used by elevators from Sirius Cybernetics to make the lifts arrive at the floor you're about to call them from.
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