I saw your pic on Facebook. Do you still have a girlfriend?

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I saw your pic on Facebook. Do you still have a girlfriend?

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Dec 14, 2014 4:23 pm

Subject line of email sent to an account not associated with a Facebook page.
Not even a low info profile friendless lurker Facebook page (such as is associated with my primary identity).

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Post by grayman » Sun Dec 14, 2014 8:30 pm

I received a text on my phone (Old style flip-top variety), about problems with my Bank of America account and to "please call this number at [my] earliest possible convenience".

Of course, I have no Bank of America account whatsoever.

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Post by Rob Lister » Sun Dec 14, 2014 9:40 pm

grayman wrote:I received a text on my phone (Old style flip-top variety), about problems with my Bank of America account and to "please call this number at [my] earliest possible convenience".

Of course, I have no Bank of America account whatsoever.

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perhaps someone opened one under your name and number.

Order a bank card.

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Post by DrMatt » Tue Dec 16, 2014 5:47 pm

Quick, refinance your mortgage!
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Post by Rob Lister » Tue Dec 16, 2014 10:54 pm

I want to know if grayman still has a girlfriend. That's the only missing part of this thread.

And can he post pics.

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Post by grayman » Wed Dec 17, 2014 4:43 am

Rob Lister wrote:I want to know if grayman still has a girlfriend...

Yes I do.







And someday I may let her know.
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Wed Dec 17, 2014 7:14 am

I keep getting messages like that on a D&D board. From women with Russian names. I can only assume that D&D is a big turn on for beautiful Russian women. If I ever find myself in Moscow and looking for companionship, apparently all I have to do is yell "I AM A 17TH LEVEL ROGUE WITH A +3 DAGGER OF VENOM AND ELVEN BOOTS" and all the honeys will flock to my side.
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