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What is it with these people?

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This glass was left outside by one of my kids during a solar eclipse. When I retrieved it I noticed that it weighed over 10 pounds. I didn't notice any contents but tried pouring it out and spilled some of the "Magic Air" on my left foot. My shoe grew from a size 11 to a 17 DDD in less than 15 seconds. I ceased pouring any more of the Magic Air out and placed the Haunted Purple Glass in my cupboard.
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the Magic Air had turned into a haunted gigantic bacteria and was slimming all over my living room walls. This occurs nightly between 2:30 AM and 4:30 AM Central Daylight time. Anyway, the next day I poured some of the Magic Air on a 1 pound package of hamburger. Within 15 seconds that 1 pound of hamburger turned into 50 pounds. I packaged the meat up and froze it except for a couple of pounds I kept out to make a hot dish.
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Hee hee...

Did you check out the "before" and "after" pics in which the bottle is included for scale...the bottle that also apprently changes size in relation to it's cap.
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Instructs Seed to go through the rubbage for Artifacts to sell . . . Estate needs a new roof. . . .

Look! This discarded tissue looks like the Virgin Mary after they pried her body out of the head-on collision. . . .

. . . it is a miracle I tell you. . . .

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You know I have some magic beans, and I'm looking to trade them for a cow....

Hmmm
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I have better, I have--and will sell--the air around my Magic Beans.

Wonder why that guy with the Alien Rock from over THERE has not tried to sell the air around it on Ebay.

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I wonder how much Ipse and Dixit can get for their Magic Flying Hat of Doom(tm).

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My Ex had magic gas. It could clear a room of all life in a matter of seconds. I think it was responsible for the hole in the ozone and it made a great paint remover. It liked to announce it's appearance with a loud trumpet, but, occasionally, it would come in silence and kill.
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Mulebear wrote:My Ex had magic gas. It could clear a room of all life in a matter of seconds. I think it was responsible for the hole in the ozone and it made a great paint remover. It liked to announce it's appearance with a loud trumpet, but, occasionally, it would come in silence and kill.
I say it's time for weapons of ass destruction to be banned!
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Post by Mr.Weasel »

Nigel wrote:What is it with these people?


And check the price it sold for!

Just because the bidding was at $575 when the bidding stopped does not mean that actual money changed hands. It is possible that the winning bidder, Mr. Pimpdaddywelfare2, was trying to jerk around the seller.