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Post by Marian »

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story ... 46,00.html

Starts off with:
Urban myths have occasionally been known to nudge the boundaries of credibility, but the people of Birmingham are finding it difficult to laugh off the possibility that a vampire could be lurking in the city.
And goes from there...

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Post by Coz »

I love the way they jump on the most left field explanation of "VAMPIRE", as opposed to some poor mad soul biting people. (if indeed its happening at all)
"One woman is said to have had a "chunk" bitten out of her hand."
Years of vampire research (Buffy and Angel), to me that does not sound like a "prowling bloodsucker"
Though not all vampires are created equal :drool:
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Post by Girl with a broken smile »

Strange, but a lovely picture of a Angel. Has this man got rabies?

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Post by Rat »

unnu old vampire
only trod upon creation
with your bloody meditation
unnu set of vampire

unnu old vampire
do unnu wickedness at midnight
and unnu humble when it's daylight
unnu set of vampire
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Rat wrote:unnu old vampire
only trod upon creation
with your bloody meditation
unnu set of vampire

unnu old vampire
do unnu wickedness at midnight
and unnu humble when it's daylight
unnu set of vampire
Typical - you disappear for months on end then come back and post bollocks like that. You pissed again?

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Post by Rat »

No, that was just the song that was playing in my headphones when I read this thread. By the mighty Peter Tosh. And you should be grateful I didn't start quoting the lyrics in Amharic.

And, oddly enough, posted on the last day of my enforced two weeks off alcohol. Second longest dry spell in 15 years.

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Post by Lisa Simpson »

I much prefer this vampire

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Post by Denise »

Lisa Simpson wrote:I much prefer this vampire

Image
I'll second that!

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Post by Luke T. »

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Post by iain »

I think a real life Buffy would have been less fun with this vampire forum.

Buffy : What's happening Giles? Where are the vampires to slay tonight?
Giles : It appears that we're not needed any more, Buffy. The vampires have given up killing people and drinking their blood. Instead they all seem to be logged onto a vampire forum, congratulating each other on how great they are and how stupid mortals are.
Buffy : OK, back to school then.

THE END.

p.s. On my wife's behalf, I'll add a vote for Spike over Angel.

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Post by CHARLEY_BIGTIME »

my intent is not to afeind any of you just mearly cureeus
Says it all for me.

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Post by State of Grace »

The diversity of life. Can't knock it really. :lol:
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Post by Nyarlathotep »

Funny how all vampires seem to write in "chat speak"

"Y cant U ppl leave us alone". that sort of thing. Sad really.

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Post by Bottle or the Gun »

Chat name of 'DemonSpike'. Someone watched too much Buffy.
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Post by Lisa Simpson »

I belong to three Spike-related Yahoo groups, and sometimes beta Spike related fanfiction. However, I have never crossed the line between fangirl and actually thinking I am a vampire.

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Post by Loon »

Lisa Simpson wrote:I belong to three Spike-related Yahoo groups, and sometimes beta Spike related fanfiction. However, I have never crossed the line between fangirl and actually thinking I am a vampire.
For no extra charge, I will think of you as a vampire.

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Post by Lisa Simpson »

Aw...you're sweet. Fangs for thinking of me.

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Post by Quester_X »

>stakes Lisa for horrible pun<
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Post by Loon »

Quester_X wrote:>stakes Lisa for horrible pun<
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mmm.... Steak.
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