Drinkable Sunscreen

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Rob Lister
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Drinkable Sunscreen

Post by Rob Lister » Thu Mar 16, 2017 4:18 pm

(Newser) – The state of Iowa thinks a company's claim that people can protect themselves by drinking sunscreen is a bunch of hooey. In a consumer fraud lawsuit filed in Polk County District Court, Attorney General Tom Miller argues that Colorado-based company Osmosis has been selling what it claims is the world's first drinkable sunscreen without proof that the product actually protects skin from the sun's harmful rays, per Courthouse News. And he very much doubts that it does. According to Osmosis, the "sunscreen" that is sold for up to $40 a bottle is water containing a "form of radio frequencies called scalar waves" that, when ingested, "vibrate above the skin to neutralize UVA and UVB," per BuzzFeed.
http://www.newser.com/story/239866/iowa ... creen.html

Scalar waves.

Good on Iowa.

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Re: Drinkable Sunscreen

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Mar 16, 2017 4:23 pm

When I clicked I was expecting to read about something drinkable that can also be used as a sunscreen.

Maple syrup, perhaps. :BigGrin3:
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Re: Drinkable Sunscreen

Post by RCC: Act II » Tue Jul 10, 2018 3:54 am

So did this product come out before or after the "Jersey Shore" episode of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?"

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Re: Drinkable Sunscreen

Post by sparks » Tue Jul 10, 2018 9:58 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:When I clicked I was expecting to read about something drinkable that can also be used as a sunscreen.

Maple syrup, perhaps. :BigGrin3:
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Re: Drinkable Sunscreen

Post by Witness » Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:15 am

Rob Lister wrote:Scalar waves.