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Pyrrho
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I'm in the money!

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:hyper: 2 million million dollars! :hyper:
Charles Koch <leej@eircom.net>

Hi, My name is Charles Koch, a philanthropist and the founder of Koch Industries, one of the largest private foundations in the world. I believe strongly in giving while living I had one idea that never changed in my mind, that you should use your wealth to help people and I have decided to secretly give $2,000,000.00 Million Dollars to randomly selected individuals worldwide.

On receipt of this email, you should count yourself as the lucky individual. Your email address was chosen online while searching at random. Kindly get back to me at your earliest convenience, so that I will know your email address is valid.

Email me (charleskoch941@gmail.com)

Regards,
Charles Koch.
Email (charleskoch941@gmail.com)
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Post by Abdul Alhazred »

"charleskoch941" because there were 940 other Charles Koch accounts that got gmail previously.

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smells legit
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Post by Witness »

If it's 2 million millions, OK. But just 2 millions that's peanuts nowadays.

Ask for more! :x