The Great Twitter Blue Check Hack of 2020

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The Great Twitter Blue Check Hack of 2020

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Numerous high-profile verified accounts hacked. Scammers raked in big bucks by promising to give you back double the bitcoin you give them. Hilarity is ensuing.

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Interesting.

I saw one for Joe Biden on 4chan, but assumed it was fake.
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Biden, Obama, Musk, Gates, all got hacked.
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How? They must have a system. An insider in Twitter? System Administrator?
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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Has Santa's account been hacked too?

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Perhaps we won't have Twitter to kick around any more pretty soon.

As for Jack Dorsey, he can take the hit, put his money somewhere else, and still be one of the richest men in the world.
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I know somebody who was hacked
oh really?

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I count only 12 suckers total, of which only two suck very majorly.

It gives me some hope.

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In short: the perps successfully phished Twitter personnel to gain access. Was not a password brute force or other password-guessing hack.

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My favorite part of all this was finally seeing the admin control panel. And yeah, there are exactly the buttons users accused Twitter of using to censor and shit, the exact same buttons Twitter always denied existed.

Fuck you Twitter fuckholes.
oh really?

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robinson wrote:
Thu Jul 16, 2020 1:30 pm
My favorite part of all this was finally seeing the admin control panel. And yeah, there are exactly the buttons users accused Twitter of using to censor and shit, the exact same buttons Twitter always denied existed.

Fuck you Twitter fuckholes.
Pics please :)
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If you tweet it, you get banned

Lol
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Post it here. :)
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If they were smarter they could have made more money.
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Pyrrho wrote:
Thu Jul 16, 2020 1:13 pm
In short: the perps successfully phished Twitter personnel to gain access. Was not a password brute force or other password-guessing hack.
Yep, as I thought. I knew a Twitter insider must have been involved somehow.

Perhaps not wittingly, but they apparently fooled someone at twitter into handing over the keys to the kingdom.
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