This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Mar 24, 2019 1:14 am


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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Post by sparks » Sun Mar 24, 2019 1:47 am

But...Vaccines kill and maim our kids Pyrrho! Said so in the bloody comments, so it must be true.
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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Post by Doctor X » Sun Mar 24, 2019 1:59 am

You want Greg to play with the Autism, Pyrrho?

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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Mar 31, 2019 1:40 am

Send 'em to Doc Bastard.

http://www.docbastard.net/2019/03/busti ... myths.html
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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Apr 07, 2019 12:58 pm

https://www.theguardian.com/society/201 ... ad-to-pets
Sam Kovac can’t say for sure what prompted it, but in the past few weeks the Sydney veterinarian has been faced with the same alarming, beguiling question over and over: “Will this vaccination give my dog autism?”

“It’s actually ridiculous. I mean you hear chatter over the years, but just in these last few weeks it’s really, really ramped up,” he tells Guardian Australia.

“Most of the time people are OK, they’re not staunchly against it once you tell them the science and the statistics [but] we have had people walk out in hysteria, saying that there is absolutely no way their dog is getting [vaccinated] because they believe it causes auto-immune diseases or, specifically, autism.”

Kovac is so perturbed by the trend that he felt moved to speak out about it in Sydney’s Daily Telegraph this week, saying he didn’t believe anti-vaxxers deserved to have animals as pets if they were willing to put them at risk of diseases such as canine parvovirus.

“They are sentencing their dog to death from one of the most shocking, horrible viruses you can imagine,” he says.
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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Post by Anaxagoras » Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:09 am

Yeah, he's one of those too.
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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Post by Doctor X » Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:48 pm

Israeli flight attendant dies from measles

The 43-year-old woman became unwell on the flight in April. It is unclear where she contracted the disease.

It is the third death from measles in Israel since November, after none there for 15 years, reports say.

The stewardess, who has not been named, suffered brain damage due to complications from the virus and had been in an induced coma, according to media reports.

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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:44 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:
Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:09 am
Yeah, he's one of those too.
Note the date.

At least he's kept a lid on it since he got into politics.
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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

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Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:44 pm
At least he's kept a lid on it since he got into politics.


From April.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:56 pm

I meant specifically the anti-vaxxer stuff, not stupid shit in general. :p
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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Post by Witness » Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:20 pm

↑ You like to weasel out, eh? Admittedly keeping track of "stupid shit in general" would keep us busy 24/7, but, to me at least, vaccines —> autism and windmills (sic) —> cancer are in the same league.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:31 pm

The shit about windmills does not actively encourage the spread of deadly diseases, ergo not in the same league.
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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:18 pm

Doctor X wrote:
Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:48 pm
Israeli flight attendant dies from measles

The 43-year-old woman became unwell on the flight in April. It is unclear where she contracted the disease.

It is the third death from measles in Israel since November, after none there for 15 years, reports say.

The stewardess, who has not been named, suffered brain damage due to complications from the virus and had been in an induced coma, according to media reports.

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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:25 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:44 pm
Anaxagoras wrote:
Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:09 am
Yeah, he's one of those too.
Note the date.

At least he's kept a lid on it since he got into politics.
Has he retracted it? Is the tweet still active? Yep. You can delete tweets, you know.
Has he said anything at all to indicate that this is no longer what he believes?

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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Post by Doctor X » Wed Aug 14, 2019 5:11 am

Everyone from New York sucked Don Imus' thermerisol dick.

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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

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