inorganic salad?

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inorganic salad?

Post by DrMatt » Thu Aug 12, 2004 4:19 pm

A garish label on the pre-packed salad says it's organic.

I've never seen an inorganic salad. I guess since the word is reckoned to be derived from "sal-" meaning salt, somebody thought they could make a meal entirely out of salts?

I'm trying to work out exactly how much food you can have without any of it being organic. Let's see.
  • water.
  • salt.
  • food grade gypsum.
I'm just about out of notions....
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Post by Badger » Thu Aug 12, 2004 4:46 pm

Trace minerals such as iron, magnesium, etc?
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