This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Mar 24, 2019 1:14 am


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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Post by sparks » Sun Mar 24, 2019 1:47 am

But...Vaccines kill and maim our kids Pyrrho! Said so in the bloody comments, so it must be true.
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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Post by Doctor X » Sun Mar 24, 2019 1:59 am

You want Greg to play with the Autism, Pyrrho?

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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Mar 31, 2019 1:40 am

Send 'em to Doc Bastard.

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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Apr 07, 2019 2:31 am


The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Apr 07, 2019 12:58 pm

https://www.theguardian.com/society/201 ... ad-to-pets
Sam Kovac can’t say for sure what prompted it, but in the past few weeks the Sydney veterinarian has been faced with the same alarming, beguiling question over and over: “Will this vaccination give my dog autism?”

“It’s actually ridiculous. I mean you hear chatter over the years, but just in these last few weeks it’s really, really ramped up,” he tells Guardian Australia.

“Most of the time people are OK, they’re not staunchly against it once you tell them the science and the statistics [but] we have had people walk out in hysteria, saying that there is absolutely no way their dog is getting [vaccinated] because they believe it causes auto-immune diseases or, specifically, autism.”

Kovac is so perturbed by the trend that he felt moved to speak out about it in Sydney’s Daily Telegraph this week, saying he didn’t believe anti-vaxxers deserved to have animals as pets if they were willing to put them at risk of diseases such as canine parvovirus.

“They are sentencing their dog to death from one of the most shocking, horrible viruses you can imagine,” he says.
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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

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Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Post by Anaxagoras » Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:09 am

Yeah, he's one of those too.
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