This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Ever had it before? Well you got it again.
User avatar
Carr
Posts: 167
Joined: Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:01 am
Title: Floor Walker
Location: Road Prison 36

Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Post by Carr »

I hope you won't be a hard case.
Any man who don't keep order spends a night in the box!
User avatar
Hotarubi
Posts: 2514
Joined: Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:12 am
Title: Enchantress
Location: This septic Isle.

Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Post by Hotarubi »

I'm a natural born world shaker.
Yep, you totally outsmarted me ~ Wildcat.

:ball2:

I'm sure I came up with Twatter first. ~ Moi
I only steal from the rich. :BigGrin3: ~ Witness
User avatar
Doctor X
Posts: 73211
Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:09 pm
Title: Collective Messiah
Location: Your Mom

Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Post by Doctor X »

From QuackWatch:
More evidence links vaccine refusal to measles outbreaks

A recent review has found that in measles outbreaks during the past five years, at least 70% of the infected individuals had not been vaccinated. Seven articles published from November 30, 2015, through June 1, 2020, covered 8 measles outbreaks that included 1,176 individuals with measles, of whom 125 (10.6%) had received measles-containing vaccine, 888 (75.5%) had no history of vaccination, and 163 (13.9%) had unknown vaccination status.[Phadke VK and others. Vaccine refusal and measles outbreaks in the US. JAMA, Aug 14, 2020] State and national measles surveillance data from 2016 to June 2020 indicates that of 1392 measles cases, 152 (10.9%) had received measles-containing vaccine, 989 (71.0%) had no history of measles vaccination, and 251 (18.0%) had unknown vaccination status.
– J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome

ImageWS CHAMPIONS X4!!!! ImageNBA CHAMPIONS!! Stanley Cup!Image SB CHAMPIONS X6!!!!!! Image
User avatar
shemp
Posts: 6872
Joined: Thu Jun 10, 2004 12:16 pm
Title: inbred shit-for-brains
Location: Planet X

Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Post by shemp »

I got my flu shot yesterday. If I disappear from this place, you'll know that I caught TEH AUTIZM!!1!1!!
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want

People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
User avatar
Abdul Alhazred
Posts: 87287
Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:33 pm
Title: Yes, that one.
Location: Not quite Chicago

Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Post by Abdul Alhazred »

shemp wrote: Tue Sep 22, 2020 3:30 pm I got my flu shot yesterday. If I disappear from this place, you'll know that I caught TEH AUTIZM!!1!1!!
Autism is no bar from participating here. :)
Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
The arc of the moral universe bends towards chaos.
People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.
User avatar
robinson
Posts: 11473
Joined: Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:01 am
Title: Pretty much dead already
Location: USA

Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Post by robinson »

True
still working on Sophrosyne, but I will no doubt end up with Hubris
User avatar
Witness
Posts: 31670
Joined: Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:50 pm

Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Post by Witness »

shemp wrote: Tue Sep 22, 2020 3:30 pm I got my flu shot yesterday. If I disappear from this place, you'll know that I caught TEH AUTIZM!!1!1!!
User avatar
Doctor X
Posts: 73211
Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:09 pm
Title: Collective Messiah
Location: Your Mom

Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Post by Doctor X »

Dibs on your stereo.

– J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome

ImageWS CHAMPIONS X4!!!! ImageNBA CHAMPIONS!! Stanley Cup!Image SB CHAMPIONS X6!!!!!! Image
User avatar
sparks
Posts: 16958
Joined: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:13 pm
Location: Friar McWallclocks Bar -- Where time stands still while you lean over!

Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Post by sparks »

Fuck. Please tell me those machines never came into widespread use...
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.
User avatar
Abdul Alhazred
Posts: 87287
Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:33 pm
Title: Yes, that one.
Location: Not quite Chicago

Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Post by Abdul Alhazred »

Can a homeopathic dose of vaccine cure autism? :)
Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
The arc of the moral universe bends towards chaos.
People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.
User avatar
Pyrrho
Posts: 30396
Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:17 am
Title: Man in Black
Location: Division 6

Re: This Just in . . . Vaccines STILL Do Not Cause Autism

Post by Pyrrho »

First the homeopath would have to dilute essence of autism 100x and then...
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.