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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Aug 21, 2014 5:53 pm

Nope. It's outright lies, distortion, and mendacity.

This is not a conspiracy theory: Planned Parenthood is targeting black women with this dangerous drug
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Synopsis: The "dangerous drug" in question is Gardasil, the human papillomavirus vaccine.
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Post by DrMatt » Thu Aug 21, 2014 7:46 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Nope. It's outright lies, distortion, and mendacity.

This is not a conspiracy theory: Planned Parenthood is targeting black women with this dangerous drug
Life Site (self described "pro-life" outfit)

Synopsis: The "dangerous drug" in question is Gardasil, the human papillomavirus vaccine.
My doctor said they don't plan to offer it for men, even though men can be carriers. :roll:
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Aug 21, 2014 10:37 pm

Aha! Evil feminists don't care about men's health. :HoppingMad:
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Post by MrMonty » Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:48 pm

DrMatt wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:Nope. It's outright lies, distortion, and mendacity.

This is not a conspiracy theory: Planned Parenthood is targeting black women with this dangerous drug
Life Site (self described "pro-life" outfit)

Synopsis: The "dangerous drug" in question is Gardasil, the human papillomavirus vaccine.
My doctor said they don't plan to offer it for men, even though men can be carriers. :roll:
"Men?" My kids' doctors are offering it to boys and girls. From what I've heard it's supposed to be given before they become sexually active since once you are you've probably been exposed to HPV.

Wikipedia says FDA approval for males ages 9-26. UK it's approved for males ages 9-15. The article also says it helps against penile and anal cancers, so not just a male-carrier thing.
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Post by Rob Lister » Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:51 pm

hehe, he said penile.

I wonder why the age limitations.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Aug 22, 2014 1:14 pm

Maybe giving it to infants doesn't "take"?
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Re: Not a conspiracy theory: Planned Parenthood ...

Post by MrMonty » Fri Aug 22, 2014 6:53 pm

Rob Lister wrote:hehe, he said penile.

I wonder why the age limitations.
Ask your local devout Catholic. They will tell you that by giving them this drug the heathen devil children now believe they can have countless unprotected sex orgies because they are "protected" by the vaccine. For this reason some conservative groups are wholly against it for children of any age. The 9 year old age limit must be doctor's concession to the anti-science lunacy.

(only some of what I've written above is pure made-up bullshit)
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Re: Not a conspiracy theory: Planned Parenthood ...

Post by corplinx » Fri Aug 22, 2014 7:07 pm

I'm still upset they came up with a chicken pox vaccine. Kids today.... Not having scarring diseases...
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Post by Harte » Sat Aug 23, 2014 2:08 pm

Rob Lister wrote:hehe, he said penile.

I wonder why the age limitations.
It's known to cause promiscuity.

Can't have infants running around knocking up their playmates.

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Post by Doctor X » Sat Aug 23, 2014 7:53 pm

Indeed!

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