Annual thiomersal shot

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I got mine. Conspiracy theorists claim that there are killed influenza viruses in it. Can't a person get mercury poisoning these days without all these additives?

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Hey.

I got mine too.

No trace of the sniffles, but I'm feeling mighty mercurial. :propeller:
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I, on the other hand, think I have the real live flu virus in me. Not well at all. When the fuck will I learn?
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Well, unlike Pyrrho, you will not develop autism.

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Got mine last week. Wife and kids too. Wife seems to have caught a nasty cold since then. Maybe got it at the doctor's office.
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I have come down with the flatulence.

Everybody move upwind at your discretion.
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Pyrrho wrote:I have come down with the flatulence.

Everybody move upwind at your discretion.
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So I guess your thoughts are not with me, then.
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Pyrrho wrote:So I guess your thoughts are not with me, then.
On the contrary, I fart in your general direction!
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Overheard at work:

"Well I'm not feeling good today. I was really really tired and then I took the Airborne and then I got a chest cold. I took the Airborne today and I still don't feel good."

Wish idiots such as that would stay home with their Airborne.
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That shot always makes me take a day out. Just sayin'.

Not as a reason, mind you. But because I can.

It is good to 'can'.
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If you took your Airborne you wouldn't need a shot.
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Pyrrho wrote:If you took your Airborne you wouldn't need a shot.
only pussies take it orally. A real man slices his arm with a rusty knife and drops the tablet right in. Sews it up with a rusty needle and cat gut. good to go plus a day off.
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Only pussies take the day off, PUSSY! :p
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Abdul Alhazred wrote:Only pussies take the day off, PUSSY! :p
YOu are so wrong. Real men--of which you are clearly not one--take the day at the whore house.

That's what my pappy did.

That's what I do.

That's what real american's do, in every country.
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Which is why our whores are sick. . . .

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...because they are not taking their AIRBORNE, duh!
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What is this AIRBORNE of which you speak? Do I need some and may it be administered as a suppository?
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Yes, but it is known as a "tap-water enema."

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Rob Lister wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:Only pussies take the day off, PUSSY! :p
YOu are so wrong. Real men--of which you are clearly not one--take the day at the whore house.

That's what my pappy did.

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It doesn't count as taking the day off if he already worked there. :BigGrin3:
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