Monetizing yer DNA

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Re: Monetizing yer DNA

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Apr 09, 2019 8:33 pm

There is a non-medical market for this device.

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Re: Monetizing yer DNA

Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Apr 29, 2019 12:29 pm

An early sexbot prototype.

I hope that pink part gets changed for each new customer.
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Re: Monetizing yer DNA

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Apr 29, 2019 12:56 pm

The sexophone -- something like that device in an old fashioned (opaque) phone booth was the subject of an "underground" comic by (I think) Paul Krassner.

Anyone else here remember that one? :oldman:

I just looked up Paul Krassner in Wikipedia. Still alive.
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