Is "Swiss probe" slang for something? Maybe a literal translation of something French?

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Is "Swiss probe" slang for something? Maybe a literal translation of something French?

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I thought I knew all the sexual slang and ethnic slurs, especially the gay stuff, but now there's this.

French doctor offering 'homosexuality' cure faces Swiss probe
The Local (Switzerland)
A French doctor claiming he can treat homosexuality using alternative therapies like homoeopathy was on Wednesday placed under investigation by the Swiss canton of Geneva where he has been practising.

Regional health minister Mauro Poggia asked a commission overseeing health professionals and patient rights in the canton to open an investigation into the practice of Dr Jean-Yves Henry, he told the Le Courrier daily in an interview.

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Homo-opathy? What exactly did he dilute?
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The "Swiss probe" is a rectal fondue. You start by giving your partner a melted cheese enema, then take a Vienna sausage, impale it on a stick, shove it up your partner's ass, pull it out and eat it.
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:shock: You have a commendably vivid imagination, shemp!

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Imagination? I've been around, I've seen a few things. One can learn a lot in a week in Tijuana.
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"Tijuana" is local pronunciation for "Geneva", right? :P

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BWAHAHAHAHAAAA...
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Interestingly enough, when I posted the same thing over by Shermerland, someone had a serious answer to the question 8)

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You see the word "probe" and you go all weak at the knees. Grow up. Not everything is, you know.
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ed wrote:
Sat Aug 18, 2018 4:12 pm
You see the word "probe" and you go all weak at the knees. Grow up. Not everything is, you know.
There's a little more to that story than the mere mention of a "probe". :cowbell:


Or were you talking to Shemp? In which case, oooh SNAP! :BigGrin3:
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:D The "more" to that story is what is referred to as a "beard".
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The only effective 'stone management' is trade marked as Dilaudid.

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