Epic Systems is a health care services provider with $2.7 billion in annual revenue. Its mathematician chief executive, Judy Faulkner, is a billionaire recluse who hosts P.T. Barnum-esque gatherings for clients. Those clients — big hospitals and health systems around the United States and more than a dozen overseas markets — are served by customer-service representatives known as BFFs. Every month, employees are compelled to gather in a subterranean chamber for two-and-a-half-hour staff meetings that have been likened to a megachurch experience. Workers are discouraged from ordering business materials on Amazon or living more than 45 minutes away from the office, in order to shorten commutes and keep Epic’s wealth in the local economy.
Epic’s software is ubiquitous in doctors’ offices and operating rooms, and companies like Amazon, Microsoft and Alphabet regularly hoover up its young engineers. Yet most people outside of the Madison environs, I’d be confident to say, have never heard of the company.
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Epic has destroyed modern medicine. The CEO is delusional about the "many, many, many lives" Epic has saved. What Epic has done is burn out "many many many" health care providers, making us hate the practice of medicine and our sacred calling.
Your reporter should have talked to a doc when she went to that clinic. This article glosses over the fact that those of us with medical training who have been forced to become overpaid data entry clerks by Epic utterly despise Epic, despise the company, and want to vomit when we hear about the huge stacks of money Epic has made monetizing our personal time when we work nights and weekend, not to save lives, but to "catch up on our Epic".
It surprises me not one bit that the founder learned Fortran in a week in the 70s, since she and her company have clearly learned nothing about usability or well-designed computer interfaces.
Well, back to Epic. I'm 30 notes behind.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
WHAT IF THE HYDROGEN OF THE ADENOSINE IS ENTANGLED WITH THE HYDROXIDE OF THE TYROSINE PYRRHO?!!1!!!
YOU HAVE NO ANSWER?!!!
I WIN!
HARTER CLAIM SAY I.
--J.D.
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"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
Pure water has a neutral chage, so it shouldn't be influenced by static electricity. Have you ever run a comb through your hair and held it close to a thin steam of water from the faucet? The stream will move toward the comb.
Pure water has a neutral chage, so it shouldn't be influenced by static electricity. Have you ever run a comb through your hair and held it close to a thin steam of water from the faucet? The stream will move toward the comb.
That shouldn't happen.
Unexplained, therefore comb fairies are real.
Bullshit chemist! Water is a dipolar molecule you asswipe.
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.
Pure water has a neutral chage, so it shouldn't be influenced by static electricity. Have you ever run a comb through your hair and held it close to a thin steam of water from the faucet? The stream will move toward the comb.
That shouldn't happen.
Unexplained, therefore comb fairies are real.
Bullshit chemist! Water is a dipolar molecule you asswipe.
It has a dipolar moment, but the overall charge is neutral.
Were talking 100% pure water though, which us nearly impossible in reality. Very easy for water to lose or gain a proton once something dissolves into it. Lots of water soluble rocks on this planet.
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