Miracle cures

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Miracle cures

Post by Pyrrho » Sat May 11, 2019 11:33 am


The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Miracle cures

Post by Doctor X » Sat May 11, 2019 7:00 pm

I like how the idiot describes it as a primary then mentions mets to his brain.

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Re: Miracle cures

Post by Pyrrho » Sat May 11, 2019 8:03 pm

I think he's in for some bitter disappointment.
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Re: Miracle cures

Post by Doctor X » Sat May 11, 2019 9:12 pm

People think the ends of a bell curve are miracles.

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Miracle cures

Post by shemp » Sat May 11, 2019 10:09 pm

And the bulge in the middle is God's dick!
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Re: Miracle cures

Post by Witness » Sun May 12, 2019 12:31 am

Dear Supporter,

I am pleased to announce that a medical practice in Boca Raton is now offering regenerative medicine strategies.

These include much of what you’ve read in the Age Reversal Updates our public benefit group has been sending you.

The first intervention is to assist in restoring cell energy balance that may include prescribing of AMPK activators like metformin when appropriate.

The second step involves infusions or patches of NAD+ when appropriate to restore levels of this cell coenzyme to youthful ranges.

After NAD+ is restored with infusions or patches, then it can be maintained with oral NAD+ precursors like nicotinamide riboside.

Senolytic therapies are expected to be offered shortly after completion of AMPK activation and restoration of NAD+.

We then expect biologics like stem cell exosomes to become available as they are validated in ongoing clinical trials for safety and efficacy.

The name of the new practice is LifeGaines Medical and Aesthetics Center and is operated by Richard Gaines, MD. It located at 3785 N Federal Highway Suite #150, Boca Raton, FL 33431.

The professional service fee for the first visit is normally $395, but Dr. Gaines is discounting this down to $150 for members of our Age Reversal Network private association.
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https://mailchi.mp/age-reversal.net/reg ... 0e6b64db12 for the rates. Quick, get your senolytic therapies before you die!

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Re: Miracle cures

Post by Doctor X » Sun May 12, 2019 2:29 am

shemp wrote:
Sat May 11, 2019 10:09 pm
And the bulge in the middle is God's dick!
Well, they are the ones getting fucked.

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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