2006 Mini-HOP - The Somewhat Average Size Table

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2006 Mini-HOP - The Somewhat Average Size Table

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(...ripping off swellman here...)

Time to kick off this year's tournament. We'll follow the blind structure of the 2004 Poker Challenge.

For ease of use, this will be a POT LIMIT tournament. This means the maximum amount you can bet is however much is currently in the pot. Anyone declaring "all-in" will be considered making a "pot" bet.

I invite everyone to check my math as we go along (I will probably need it).

Any problems or issues, please let me know. I will try to be as fair as possible, however, to quote that law-talking guy, "My decisions are final unless I change my mind. I'll try to be fair, but a need for finality and efficiency trump democracy and rule of law. "

Positions were randomly assigned. Button goes to first seated player.

Good luck everyone.

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Hand 1 - Hold 'Em - preflop

lofgeornost (20) D
RCC (19) post 1
slimshady2357 (18 ) post 2
Charley_Bigtime (20) <<NEXT TO ACT
bearguin (20)
swellman (20)
asthmatic camel (20)
shemp (20)

cards being dealt...
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CHARLEY_BIGTIME

Post by CHARLEY_BIGTIME »

I shall start as I mean to go on.


Fold.

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fold

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Post by swellman »

call

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Post by asthmatic camel »

fold
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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fold
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want

People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.

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Post by lofgeornost »

Raise to 6

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F
O
L
D

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Post by slimshady2357 »

fold
If there is a sin against life, its consists perhaps not so much in despairing of life as in hoping for another life in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life. -- Camus

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Post by swellman »

I'll dance.

Call.

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Hand 1 - Hold 'Em - Flop

pot = 15

lofgeornost (14) D
RCC (19) OUT
slimshady2357 (18 ) OUT
Charley_Bigtime (20) OUT
bearguin (20) SITTING OUT
swellman (14) << NEXT TO ACT
asthmatic camel (20) OUT
shemp (20) OUT

BOARD= :2h :Kd :Jc 2h Kd Jc

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Post by swellman »

check

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Post by lofgeornost »

Pot, all in. Whichever serves.

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Post by swellman »

Fold

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Post by punchdrunk »

swellman folds to lofgeornost's bet.

This unanswered bet is returned to him.

lofgeornost wins the pot of 15.
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MiniHOP - Hand 2 - Omaha Hi

Max opening bet (pot bet) is to 7.

lofgeornost (29)
RCC (19) D
slimshady2357 (17) post 1
Charley_Bigtime (18 ) post 2
bearguin (20) SITTING OUT
swellman (14) <<NEXT TO ACT
asthmatic camel (20)
shemp (20)

cards being dealt...

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fold

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Post by asthmatic camel »

Fold
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Post by shemp »

fold
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want

People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.

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Post by lofgeornost »

call

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Post by punchdrunk »

RCC folds via PM.

slimshady2357 is next to act.