The generic text adventure thread.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Sep 23, 2018 5:58 pm

The thread returns to life and quickly entangles your legs and is snaking toward your arms.
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shemp · Post by **shemp** » Sun Sep 23, 2018 6:07 pm

Cuts off own arms
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ed · Post by ed » Sun Sep 23, 2018 8:56 pm

Realizing that the leaflet from 3 years ago remains unread, you unfold it.

It contains two words:

"Modulo"

And beneath it, written in what appears to be dried blood, the enigmatic word:

"Covfefe"

ed · Post by ed » Sun Sep 23, 2018 10:13 pm

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Sun Sep 23, 2018 10:23 pm

>Put the cofvefe into the modulo

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Sun Sep 23, 2018 10:28 pm

>Put the lime in the coconut

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Sep 23, 2018 11:00 pm

You cut off your arms and put the covfefe into the modulo and the lime in the coconut using your feet. You feel better until you realize that you drank toe jam.

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Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Sep 24, 2018 1:57 pm

A pipe wrench appears.
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Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:31 pm

You haven't picked up the wrench.
There is a pipe wrench here.
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ed · Post by ed » Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:36 pm

Not having arms, use of a pipe wrench is limited.

A sprite appears and repairs your arms

ed · Post by ed » Mon Sep 24, 2018 6:14 pm

You find a leaflet from 3 years ago, you unfold it.

It contains two words:

"Modulo"

And beneath it, written in what appears to be dried blood, the enigmatic word:

"Covfefe"

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Sep 24, 2018 8:37 pm

You see a small coin.
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gnome · Post by **gnome** » Mon Sep 24, 2018 8:54 pm

>Examine coin

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:20 pm

You examine the coin. One one face is the head of Belwit the Flat. On the other face is the denomination: 1 Zorkmid. It is a Flathead coin of great antiquity.
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gnome · Post by **gnome** » Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:37 pm

>Put coin in dressing gown.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 12:11 am

You put the coin in your dressing gown. Your dressing gown begins to glow blue.
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shemp · Post by **shemp** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 1:03 am

>Trade coin for bitcoin

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Sep 25, 2018 4:16 am

You try to trade the zorkmid for a Bitcoin but AM, the computer, screams about how much it hates you, erases your mouth, and pushes you down an elevator shaft.

You are at the bottom of an elevator shaft. There is a door here.
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gnome · Post by **gnome** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 3:08 am

>look for a different door

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 5:29 am

You find a trap door set into the bottom of the shaft.
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Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 7:42 am

>it leads to Gram's Mom

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 3:47 pm

Gram's Mom tells you to get back up there and try the other door.
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gnome · Post by **gnome** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 4:19 pm

>Try the other door, okay, geez.

ed · Post by ed » Wed Sep 26, 2018 4:29 pm

Inside the door is a folded paper

It is a leaflet from 3 years ago, you unfold it.

It contains two words:

"Modulo"

And beneath it, written in what appears to be dried blood, the enigmatic word:

"Covfefe"

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 7:06 pm

gnome wrote: ↑Wed Sep 26, 2018 4:19 pm >Try the other door, okay, geez.

You try the other door. A voice booms, "Do you open doors without knocking first?"
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gnome · Post by **gnome** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 7:46 pm

>Knock politely on door

ed · Post by ed » Wed Sep 26, 2018 7:59 pm

A clear voice with a NY accent responds from the other side. It says:

"COVFEFE"

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 8:41 pm

gnome wrote: ↑Wed Sep 26, 2018 7:46 pm >Knock politely on door

The door opens. Through the doorway you can see a hallway with cobwebs dangling from the ceiling and walls. In the distance is a dim, flickering light.
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Giz · Post by **Giz** » Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:23 pm

Pyrrho wrote: ↑Wed Sep 26, 2018 8:41 pm
gnome wrote: ↑Wed Sep 26, 2018 7:46 pm >Knock politely on door
The door opens. Through the doorway you can see a hallway with cobwebs dangling from the ceiling and walls. In the distance is a dim, flickering light.
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>call maintenance about light

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Oct 16, 2018 12:25 am

You call maintenance. The elevator doors open far above you. A voice yells out, "Catch!" You see a light bulb falling toward you.
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shemp · Post by **shemp** » Tue Oct 16, 2018 2:22 am

Is the light bulb on or off?
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gnome · Post by **gnome** » Tue Oct 16, 2018 4:09 am

Do you mean that you want to look at the light bulb? Please phrase your input in the form of an action.
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Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Oct 16, 2018 4:11 am

It's getting dark. You are likely to be eaten by a Covfefe.
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Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Oct 16, 2018 1:28 pm

The light bulb bounces once, then shatters on the floor.
Down the hallway, through the cobwebs, you see a flickering light in the distance.
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ed · Post by ed » Tue Oct 16, 2018 3:45 pm

Brideshead reference? Didn't Sebastian say that the Plovers laid at the command of his mother?

ed · Post by ed » Tue Oct 16, 2018 4:09 pm

Rygar, little man, Rygar

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:15 pm

Yeah I'm out.

Giz · Post by **Giz** » Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:18 pm

I do not understand "yeah I'm out". Please enter a valid action.
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ceptimus · Post by **ceptimus** » Sun Dec 23, 2018 12:40 am

You are in a twisty maze of little passages, all different. Written on the wall in lizard's blood is C?VF??E. There is a paper note stuck to the floor labelled P.T.O. You hear the distant sound of a badly played violin.