The generic text adventure thread.
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The thread returns to life and quickly entangles your legs and is snaking toward your arms.
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Re: The generic text adventure thread.
Cuts off own arms
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"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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Realizing that the leaflet from 3 years ago remains unread, you unfold it.
It contains two words:
"Modulo"
And beneath it, written in what appears to be dried blood, the enigmatic word:
"Covfefe"
It contains two words:
"Modulo"
And beneath it, written in what appears to be dried blood, the enigmatic word:
"Covfefe"
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>Put the cofvefe into the modulo
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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>Put the lime in the coconut
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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You cut off your arms and put the covfefe into the modulo and the lime in the coconut using your feet. You feel better until you realize that you drank toe jam.
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A pipe wrench appears.
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You haven't picked up the wrench.
There is a pipe wrench here.
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There is a pipe wrench here.
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Not having arms, use of a pipe wrench is limited.
A sprite appears and repairs your arms
A sprite appears and repairs your arms
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You find a leaflet from 3 years ago, you unfold it.
It contains two words:
"Modulo"
And beneath it, written in what appears to be dried blood, the enigmatic word:
"Covfefe"
It contains two words:
"Modulo"
And beneath it, written in what appears to be dried blood, the enigmatic word:
"Covfefe"
This space for let
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You see a small coin.
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>Examine coin
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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You examine the coin. One one face is the head of Belwit the Flat. On the other face is the denomination: 1 Zorkmid. It is a Flathead coin of great antiquity.
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>Put coin in dressing gown.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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You put the coin in your dressing gown. Your dressing gown begins to glow blue.
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>Trade coin for bitcoin
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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You try to trade the zorkmid for a Bitcoin but AM, the computer, screams about how much it hates you, erases your mouth, and pushes you down an elevator shaft.
You are at the bottom of an elevator shaft. There is a door here.
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You are at the bottom of an elevator shaft. There is a door here.
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>look for a different door
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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You find a trap door set into the bottom of the shaft.
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>it leads to Gram's Mom
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
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Gram's Mom tells you to get back up there and try the other door.
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>Try the other door, okay, geez.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Inside the door is a folded paper
It is a leaflet from 3 years ago, you unfold it.
It contains two words:
"Modulo"
And beneath it, written in what appears to be dried blood, the enigmatic word:
"Covfefe"
It is a leaflet from 3 years ago, you unfold it.
It contains two words:
"Modulo"
And beneath it, written in what appears to be dried blood, the enigmatic word:
"Covfefe"
This space for let
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You try the other door. A voice booms, "Do you open doors without knocking first?"
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>Knock politely on door
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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A clear voice with a NY accent responds from the other side. It says:
"COVFEFE"
"COVFEFE"
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The door opens. Through the doorway you can see a hallway with cobwebs dangling from the ceiling and walls. In the distance is a dim, flickering light.
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You call maintenance. The elevator doors open far above you. A voice yells out, "Catch!" You see a light bulb falling toward you.
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Is the light bulb on or off?
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"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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Do you mean that you want to look at the light bulb? Please phrase your input in the form of an action.
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"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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It's getting dark. You are likely to be eaten by a Covfefe.
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The light bulb bounces once, then shatters on the floor.
Down the hallway, through the cobwebs, you see a flickering light in the distance.
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Down the hallway, through the cobwebs, you see a flickering light in the distance.
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Brideshead reference? Didn't Sebastian say that the Plovers laid at the command of his mother?
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Yeah I'm out.
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I do not understand "yeah I'm out". Please enter a valid action.
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You are in a twisty maze of little passages, all different. Written on the wall in lizard's blood is C?VF??E. There is a paper note stuck to the floor labelled P.T.O. You hear the distant sound of a badly played violin.