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>it leads to Gram's Mom
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Gram's Mom tells you to get back up there and try the other door.
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>Try the other door, okay, geez.
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Inside the door is a folded paper

It is a leaflet from 3 years ago, you unfold it.

It contains two words:


"Modulo"



And beneath it, written in what appears to be dried blood, the enigmatic word:


"Covfefe"
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gnome wrote: Wed Sep 26, 2018 4:19 pm >Try the other door, okay, geez.
You try the other door. A voice booms, "Do you open doors without knocking first?"
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>Knock politely on door
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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A clear voice with a NY accent responds from the other side. It says:

"COVFEFE"
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gnome wrote: Wed Sep 26, 2018 7:46 pm >Knock politely on door
The door opens. Through the doorway you can see a hallway with cobwebs dangling from the ceiling and walls. In the distance is a dim, flickering light.
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Pyrrho wrote: Wed Sep 26, 2018 8:41 pm
gnome wrote: Wed Sep 26, 2018 7:46 pm >Knock politely on door
The door opens. Through the doorway you can see a hallway with cobwebs dangling from the ceiling and walls. In the distance is a dim, flickering light.
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>call maintenance about light
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You call maintenance. The elevator doors open far above you. A voice yells out, "Catch!" You see a light bulb falling toward you.
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Is the light bulb on or off?
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Do you mean that you want to look at the light bulb? Please phrase your input in the form of an action.
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"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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It's getting dark. You are likely to be eaten by a Covfefe.
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The light bulb bounces once, then shatters on the floor.
Down the hallway, through the cobwebs, you see a flickering light in the distance.
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Brideshead reference? Didn't Sebastian say that the Plovers laid at the command of his mother?
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Rygar, little man, Rygar
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Yeah I'm out.
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I do not understand "yeah I'm out". Please enter a valid action.
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You are in a twisty maze of little passages, all different. Written on the wall in lizard's blood is C?VF??E. There is a paper note stuck to the floor labelled P.T.O. You hear the distant sound of a badly played violin.