The generic text adventure thread.

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It's getting dark. You are likely to be eaten by a Covfefe.
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You fail to catch it.

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The light bulb bounces once, then shatters on the floor.
Down the hallway, through the cobwebs, you see a flickering light in the distance.
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As you approach the light, you see it is a diamond the size of a plover's egg.
> Take diamond
> PLOVER
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That last one was to see who here is an old fart :oldman:
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Brideshead reference? Didn't Sebastian say that the Plovers laid at the command of his mother?
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ed wrote: Tue Oct 16, 2018 3:45 pm Brideshead reference? Didn't Sebastian say that the Plovers laid at the command of his mother?
You're an old fart, but not a gamer geek old fart.

I bet you just gave up after you failed to defeat the giant snake in the Hall of the Mountain King? Hint: With your bare hands. :coolspecs:
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Rygar, little man, Rygar
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Yeah I'm out.
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I do not understand "yeah I'm out". Please enter a valid action.
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You are in a twisty maze of little passages, all different. Written on the wall in lizard's blood is C?VF??E. There is a paper note stuck to the floor labelled P.T.O. You hear the distant sound of a badly played violin.
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gnome wrote: Sat Sep 01, 2018 2:57 pm >resurrect thread
:cowbell:
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ed wrote: Mon Sep 24, 2018 6:14 pm You find a leaflet from 3 years ago, you unfold it.

It contains two words:


"Modulo"



And beneath it, written in what appears to be dried blood, the enigmatic word:


"Covfefe"
Looks like ed already won this thread.
Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
The arc of the moral universe bends towards chaos.
People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.