It's all about the stapler baby....

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It's all about the stapler baby....

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This is so satisfying. It took me about 3 minutes to find them all. I can think of some good ones that are missing too.
Christianity: The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-women was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...seems plausible.

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Chair. Chair rules!
I got all fourteen, though I would have liked to see more variety and less blunt force trauma.
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Oh, and Dappadee, you might like this. Similar theme:
http://joecartoon.atomfilms.com/pages/theboss/
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Gerbil in a microwave. I know one of those.... but I like my job.
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Quester_X wrote:Chair. Chair rules!
I got all fourteen, though I would have liked to see more variety and less blunt force trauma.
Fifteen.
Grayman wrote:If masturbation led to homosexuality you'd think by now I'd at least have better fashion sense.

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So, what is number 15?

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Bearguin wrote:So, what is number 15?
Let's see... Operating from memory...
Wall
Wall hook
Chair
Cup
Ruler
Scissors
Cabinet
Keyboard
Pencil
Briefcase
Trashcan
Stapler
Monitor
Bare hands
Umbrella

Anybody find any others?
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By the way, if you get a Special during a Run And Through in Crash, you get some random weird effect. The Red effect gets you out of a Stop. I don't quite understand the rest of the effects, but then, they happen very rarely.
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DrMatt wrote:
Bearguin wrote:So, what is number 15?
Let's see... Operating from memory...
Wall
Wall hook
Wall hook. That's the one I missed.