Jade Helm is tomorrow

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So do the Alex Joneses of the cesspool claim they stopped the "take-over" or was it all a false flag?

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Doctor X wrote:So do the Alex Joneses of the cesspool claim they stopped the "take-over" or was it all a false flag?

--J.D.
Last I saw, he had one of his flunkies do a video claiming that he never claimed that they were going to take over Texas, that scurrilous rumor was just the "Mainstream media" misrepresenting him to make him look like a "conspiracy nut". He claims he was just concerned about unspecified "rights abuses" during the exercise.

In other words; backpedalling furiously and hoping no one will remember what he actually said
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They never do. Such fans have very short attention spans.

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I'd post a link to the video, but I don't want to give him the traffic
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Rather remniscent of when Ronald Reagan drove invading Pennsylvanian troops out of Delaware in 1983. And when he forced North Dakota to take down the wall separating it from South Dakota, and all the people from places like Bismark and Fargo finally got to reunite with loved ones in Pierre for the first time in decades. Everyone was so happy, there was dancing and the night was marred only by a handful of moose attacks.
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Moose...........and squirrel.
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So now what?
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DrMatt wrote:So now what?
Exactly, how much feet were shot by their owners?
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Making us forget about it . . . is PART OF THE PLAN!!!111!

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Witness wrote:
DrMatt wrote:So now what?
Exactly, how much feet were shot by their owners?
Liters or gallons?
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Welp, its over. How many of the Conspiracy Theorists who tried freaking everybody out over Jade Helm have the self awareness to feel even a little bit embarrased now that its over and no one has been forced into a Fema Camp, Texas is not under the occupation of China/The UN/ISIS and Obama hasn't declared himself Dictator for Life? My guess is, precisely none. Self reflection is hard when you are an idiot.

Remember Jade Helm 15, the controversial military exercise? It's over
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Did they take over?

Maybe . . . we . . . just . . . DID NOT NOTICE IT?!!!

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↑ They HAVE! Life as usual is just a cover up.
Nyarlathotep wrote:Self reflection is hard when you are an idiot.
Somebody posted somewhere about "fools, they never learn", or something. (Can't remember exactly. :twisted: ) That's the depressing part, it restarts ab initio every time.

But you'll all regret your harsh words, come the next End of the World
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Witness wrote:Somebody posted somewhere about "fools, they never learn", or something. (Can't remember exactly. :twisted: )
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264 ... /brood.gif
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264 ... 2692ed.jpg

Though there is the Japanese Japanese Original:

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264 ... e9df9f.gif
--J.D.
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Was wondering if you'd take the bait (even with the :twisted: – sometimes I'm a rivulet myself). :wink:

But it was useful, as I had the "fools, can't help them" in memory. From what movie is this carnage?
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The movie Lucas stole a lot of the plot and many of the lines from when he made Star Wars. . . .

--J.D.