What's your artifact doing in Boss Kean's ditch?
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Well that's what the man says.
http://www.australianetworknews.com/ali ... -minister/
Iraq’s Transport Minister Kazem Finjan claims that the first airport in the world was built by ancient aliens. According to Minister Finjan, the aliens built an airport for interplanetary transport 7,000 years ago in the Middle East.
The statement was given during a press conference to announce the creation of a modern-day airport in Dhi Qar, southern Iraq. The Transport Minister adds that the area of the would-be airport is the same area aliens used to launch spacecrafts to discover Pluto in 5,000 BC as well as the mythical planet Nibiru, better known as Planet X.
“The first airport that was established on planet earth was in this place. It was constructed 5,000 years before Christ,” Finjan told the press. “The particularity of this place is that it remains the safest for the landing and takeoff of aircraft due to favorable weather conditions. When the Sumerians settled on this land, they were aware of this and have chosen it specifically for their flights to other planets.”
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
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Why do you hate cultural diversity?
Wenn ich Kultur höre, entsichere ich meinen Browning!
My indifference is boundless
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Too bad they were Zoroastrians.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome
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Not Ancient Egyptians TM
Or is that a distinction without a difference?
The arc of the moral universe bends towards chaos.
People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.
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Is his name Lupe Azfuque?
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want