Archaeology humor

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Something for Pyrrho:

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At least they had their own cubes and not these new fangled 'collaborative work spaces' bullshit. :)
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sparks wrote:At least they had their own cubes and not these new fangled 'collaborative work spaces' bullshit. :)
You mean the "open office environment". :D

Cubicals? Luxury! If you want to have a private conversation, or be able to read your e-mail without looking over your shoulder, or enjoy the benefits of having carpeted walls that partially absorb the sights and smells of your co-workers, you have to work long and hard for that priveledge, buddy-boy. Oh, and no chair for you either, not since the scientifically proven fact was announced that sitting causes back injuries and shortened life spans. Here's a standing desk. Enjoy.

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I work in an office made for two, but my office mate keep disappearing under mysterious circumstances. Lucky me, I guess. :stalk:
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Alas I don't own that comic book. Tidy is a pure genius. :)
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Bruce wrote:
sparks wrote:At least they had their own cubes and not these new fangled 'collaborative work spaces' bullshit. :)
You mean the "open office environment". :D

Cubicals? Luxury! If you want to have a private conversation, or be able to read your e-mail without looking over your shoulder, or enjoy the benefits of having carpeted walls that partially absorb the sights and smells of your co-workers, you have to work long and hard for that priveledge, buddy-boy. Oh, and no chair for you either, not since the scientifically proven fact was announced that sitting causes back injuries and shortened life spans. Here's a standing desk. Enjoy.

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Now get back to work, you lazy Millenials! Be lucky you have a job at all. You should be ashamed for taking up your parent's hard earned basement space.
Look at that guy rocking 3 monitors like a boss. Or, not so much like a boss since he doesn't have an office.
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I was recruited by M&M back in the day. Sent a car and everything. Nice folks. Till I saw the office. It was like a churcjh, ranks of desks facing a raised space where the President sat.

:shock:

:BlowChunks:

My law literally fell.

They proudly said "and even the President sits out in the open"

I said that it was dehumanizing and repulsive and that it would preclude even the slightest shred of creativity on my part. I suggested that it was an ego trip on the part of management who could commandeer a private conference room at will.Sorry folks, take me home. Didn't work there.

They were a good client in a later life but, hell, what a shitty work environment.
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Abdul Alhazred wrote:
gnome wrote:Look at that guy rocking 3 monitors like a boss peasant ...
FTFY

The boss does not rock 3 monitors.
The third monitor appears to be a laptop.

I'm guessing he's the accountant, and the laptap is were the real books are kept. :wink:
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Abdul Alhazred wrote:M&M Mars?

yeah
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Jeebus.

Fucking Doomed. :o
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sparks wrote:Jeebus.

Fucking Doomed. :o
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No troll is famous in my book.

Fuck 'em all.
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Well la-di-da, Mr Shakespeare over here has a book
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Grammatron wrote:Well la-di-da, Mr Shakespeare over here has a book
As a matter of fact, I do. And I know you'll find this hard to believe, but I actually read them too. :De_Bunk:
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Spoiler:
In 1974, the mummy of pharaoh Ramesses II was issued a valid Egyptian passport (nearly three millennia after his death) so that he could fly to Paris.
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Archaeologists unearth the first USB drive (1915)

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sparks wrote: Thu Mar 22, 2018 5:30 am
Grammatron wrote:Well la-di-da, Mr Shakespeare over here has a book
As a matter of fact, I do. And I know you'll find this hard to believe, but I actually read them too. :De_Bunk:
Before or after coloring them?

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DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
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Wise guy! :x
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English Heritage staff putting the clocks forward at Stonehenge for British Summertime

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I dont know why they just don't put them forward by half an hour and leave it at that. Saves messing about in October.
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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.