Archaeology humor
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Anaxagoras
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Archaeology humor
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Doctor X
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome
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Re: Archaeology humor
At least they had their own cubes and not these new fangled 'collaborative work spaces' bullshit. 
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Bruce
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You mean the "open office environment".sparks wrote:At least they had their own cubes and not these new fangled 'collaborative work spaces' bullshit.
Cubicals? Luxury! If you want to have a private conversation, or be able to read your e-mail without looking over your shoulder, or enjoy the benefits of having carpeted walls that partially absorb the sights and smells of your co-workers, you have to work long and hard for that priveledge, buddy-boy. Oh, and no chair for you either, not since the scientifically proven fact was announced that sitting causes back injuries and shortened life spans. Here's a standing desk. Enjoy.
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Abdul Alhazred
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Re: Archaeology humor
Before cubicles, that's what working in an office was like, unless you were important to have a private office.sparks wrote: You mean the "open office environment"
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Bruce
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I work in an office made for two, but my office mate keep disappearing under mysterious circumstances. Lucky me, I guess. 
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Look at that guy rocking 3 monitors like a boss. Or, not so much like a boss since he doesn't have an office.Bruce wrote:You mean the "open office environment".sparks wrote:At least they had their own cubes and not these new fangled 'collaborative work spaces' bullshit.
Cubicals? Luxury! If you want to have a private conversation, or be able to read your e-mail without looking over your shoulder, or enjoy the benefits of having carpeted walls that partially absorb the sights and smells of your co-workers, you have to work long and hard for that priveledge, buddy-boy. Oh, and no chair for you either, not since the scientifically proven fact was announced that sitting causes back injuries and shortened life spans. Here's a standing desk. Enjoy.
Now get back to work, you lazy Millenials! Be lucky you have a job at all. You should be ashamed for taking up your parent's hard earned basement space.
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Abdul Alhazred
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FTFYgnome wrote:Look at that guy rocking 3 monitors like a boss peasant ...
The boss does not rock 3 monitors.
People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.
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ed
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I was recruited by M&M back in the day. Sent a car and everything. Nice folks. Till I saw the office. It was like a churcjh, ranks of desks facing a raised space where the President sat.
My law literally fell.
They proudly said "and even the President sits out in the open"
I said that it was dehumanizing and repulsive and that it would preclude even the slightest shred of creativity on my part. I suggested that it was an ego trip on the part of management who could commandeer a private conference room at will.Sorry folks, take me home. Didn't work there.
They were a good client in a later life but, hell, what a shitty work environment.
My law literally fell.
They proudly said "and even the President sits out in the open"
I said that it was dehumanizing and repulsive and that it would preclude even the slightest shred of creativity on my part. I suggested that it was an ego trip on the part of management who could commandeer a private conference room at will.Sorry folks, take me home. Didn't work there.
They were a good client in a later life but, hell, what a shitty work environment.
About that stereo
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Abdul Alhazred
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M&M Mars?
People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.
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Bruce
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The third monitor appears to be a laptop.Abdul Alhazred wrote:FTFYgnome wrote:Look at that guy rocking 3 monitors like a boss peasant ...
The boss does not rock 3 monitors.
I'm guessing he's the accountant, and the laptap is were the real books are kept.
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