Archaeology humor

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Post by Anaxagoras » Fri May 12, 2017 11:39 am

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Re: Archaeology humor

Post by Witness » Fri May 12, 2017 4:40 pm

Something for Pyrrho:

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Re: Archaeology humor

Post by sparks » Fri May 12, 2017 8:03 pm

At least they had their own cubes and not these new fangled 'collaborative work spaces' bullshit. :)
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Re: Archaeology humor

Post by Bruce » Sat May 20, 2017 6:42 am

sparks wrote:At least they had their own cubes and not these new fangled 'collaborative work spaces' bullshit. :)
You mean the "open office environment". :D

Cubicals? Luxury! If you want to have a private conversation, or be able to read your e-mail without looking over your shoulder, or enjoy the benefits of having carpeted walls that partially absorb the sights and smells of your co-workers, you have to work long and hard for that priveledge, buddy-boy. Oh, and no chair for you either, not since the scientifically proven fact was announced that sitting causes back injuries and shortened life spans. Here's a standing desk. Enjoy.

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Re: Archaeology humor

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun May 21, 2017 1:13 am

sparks wrote: You mean the "open office environment"
Before cubicles, that's what working in an office was like, unless you were important to have a private office. :oldman:
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Re: Archaeology humor

Post by Bruce » Sun May 21, 2017 1:20 am

I work in an office made for two, but my office mate keep disappearing under mysterious circumstances. Lucky me, I guess. :stalk:
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Post by Witness » Wed Aug 02, 2017 2:12 am

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Re: Archaeology humor

Post by gnome » Wed Aug 02, 2017 2:02 pm

Bruce wrote:
sparks wrote:At least they had their own cubes and not these new fangled 'collaborative work spaces' bullshit. :)
You mean the "open office environment". :D

Cubicals? Luxury! If you want to have a private conversation, or be able to read your e-mail without looking over your shoulder, or enjoy the benefits of having carpeted walls that partially absorb the sights and smells of your co-workers, you have to work long and hard for that priveledge, buddy-boy. Oh, and no chair for you either, not since the scientifically proven fact was announced that sitting causes back injuries and shortened life spans. Here's a standing desk. Enjoy.

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Look at that guy rocking 3 monitors like a boss. Or, not so much like a boss since he doesn't have an office.
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Re: Archaeology humor

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Aug 02, 2017 2:07 pm

gnome wrote:Look at that guy rocking 3 monitors like a boss peasant ...
FTFY

The boss does not rock 3 monitors.
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Re: Archaeology humor

Post by ed » Wed Aug 02, 2017 2:13 pm

I was recruited by M&M back in the day. Sent a car and everything. Nice folks. Till I saw the office. It was like a churcjh, ranks of desks facing a raised space where the President sat.

:shock:

:BlowChunks:

My law literally fell.

They proudly said "and even the President sits out in the open"

I said that it was dehumanizing and repulsive and that it would preclude even the slightest shred of creativity on my part. I suggested that it was an ego trip on the part of management who could commandeer a private conference room at will.Sorry folks, take me home. Didn't work there.

They were a good client in a later life but, hell, what a shitty work environment.
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Re: Archaeology humor

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:36 pm

M&M Mars?
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Re: Archaeology humor

Post by Bruce » Thu Aug 03, 2017 5:59 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
gnome wrote:Look at that guy rocking 3 monitors like a boss peasant ...
FTFY

The boss does not rock 3 monitors.
The third monitor appears to be a laptop.

I'm guessing he's the accountant, and the laptap is were the real books are kept. :wink:
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Re: Archaeology humor

Post by ed » Thu Aug 03, 2017 10:46 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:M&M Mars?

yeah
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