Archaeology humor

[Anaxagoras]

[Doctor X]

--J.D.

[Witness]

Something for Pyrrho:

[sparks]

At least they had their own cubes and not these new fangled 'collaborative work spaces' bullshit.

[Witness]

[Bruce]

At least they had their own cubes and not these new fangled 'collaborative work spaces' bullshit.

You mean the "open office environment".

Cubicals? Luxury! If you want to have a private conversation, or be able to read your e-mail without looking over your shoulder, or enjoy the benefits of having carpeted walls that partially absorb the sights and smells of your co-workers, you have to work long and hard for that priveledge, buddy-boy. Oh, and no chair for you either, not since the scientifically proven fact was announced that sitting causes back injuries and shortened life spans. Here's a standing desk. Enjoy.


Now get back to work, you lazy Millenials! Be lucky you have a job at all. You should be ashamed for taking up your parent's hard earned basement space.

[Witness]

[Abdul Alhazred]

You mean the "open office environment"

Before cubicles, that's what working in an office was like, unless you were important to have a private office.

[Bruce]

I work in an office made for two, but my office mate keep disappearing under mysterious circumstances. Lucky me, I guess.

[Witness]

↑ Just continue avoiding soap.

[Witness]

Alas I don't own that comic book. Tidy is a pure genius.

[gnome]

At least they had their own cubes and not these new fangled 'collaborative work spaces' bullshit.

You mean the "open office environment".

Cubicals? Luxury! If you want to have a private conversation, or be able to read your e-mail without looking over your shoulder, or enjoy the benefits of having carpeted walls that partially absorb the sights and smells of your co-workers, you have to work long and hard for that priveledge, buddy-boy. Oh, and no chair for you either, not since the scientifically proven fact was announced that sitting causes back injuries and shortened life spans. Here's a standing desk. Enjoy.


Now get back to work, you lazy Millenials! Be lucky you have a job at all. You should be ashamed for taking up your parent's hard earned basement space.

Look at that guy rocking 3 monitors like a boss. Or, not so much like a boss since he doesn't have an office.

[Abdul Alhazred]

Look at that guy rocking 3 monitors like a boss peasant ...

FTFY

The boss does not rock 3 monitors.

[ed]

I was recruited by M&M back in the day. Sent a car and everything. Nice folks. Till I saw the office. It was like a churcjh, ranks of desks facing a raised space where the President sat.





My law literally fell.

They proudly said "and even the President sits out in the open"

I said that it was dehumanizing and repulsive and that it would preclude even the slightest shred of creativity on my part. I suggested that it was an ego trip on the part of management who could commandeer a private conference room at will.Sorry folks, take me home. Didn't work there.

They were a good client in a later life but, hell, what a shitty work environment.

[Abdul Alhazred]

M&M Mars?

[Bruce]

Look at that guy rocking 3 monitors like a boss peasant ...

FTFY

The boss does not rock 3 monitors.

The third monitor appears to be a laptop.

I'm guessing he's the accountant, and the laptap is were the real books are kept.

[ed]

M&M Mars?

yeah

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