## The POPE against..........

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latinijral
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### The POPE against..........

Juan Pablo II (John Paul) told days ago that he doesnt agree with gays s marriage.

WHat is your opinion?
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### Re: The POPE against..........

latinijral wrote:Juan Pablo II (John Paul) told days ago that he doesnt agree with gays s marriage.

WHat is your opinion?
That the Pope wears a funny hat, masturbates under his robe, and his only basis for being against gay marriage is that alterboys are too young to marry.

I don't agree with the Pope. For starters, I usually take my robe off first.

Past that, I am unaware of any moral justification for refusing a benefit to gays that is given to straight people.
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### Re: The POPE against..........

latinijral wrote:Juan Pablo II (John Paul) told days ago that he doesnt agree with gays s marriage.

WHat is your opinion?
Hmm. I agree that the Pope opposes gay marraige. Which is only natural because he seems to enjoy taking positions that are opposed to human happiness and welfare.
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If this Pope is such a holy and wise man, isn't he morally obligated to perpetuate his seed in this world?

I think the Pope needs to hook up with some righteous female for the sake of the spiritual well-being of the world.
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I'd fuck the pope.

Not because he's hot, or good personality-wise.

No, more just to say that I did it. You know, in conversation. Like, "So rebecca, what did you do this weekend?"

"Well, I did some grocery shopping, cleaned out the cat box, and then I rocked the pope's world. Almost killed him!"
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rebecca wrote:I'd fuck the pope.

Not because he's hot, or good personality-wise.

No, more just to say that I did it. You know, in conversation. Like, "So rebecca, what did you do this weekend?"

"Well, I did some grocery shopping, cleaned out the cat box, and then I rocked the pope's world. Almost killed him!"
Yeah, me too. But only because he's hot. Not to be a big shot among my friends.
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My opinion is that people who put themselves under the Pope's authority, but have opposing views to the Pope, need to work that dilemma out for themselves. Either change your view, change the Pope's view, or acknowledge the Pope's lack of authority over you.
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### Re: The POPE against..........

latinijral wrote:Juan Pablo II (John Paul) told days ago that he doesnt agree with gays s marriage.

WHat is your opinion?
The pope can go f*** himself. And hopefully have a heart attack, stroke, and total body organ failure at the same time and die.
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### Re: The POPE against..........

Beleth wrote:...acknowledge the Pope's lack of authority over you.
RabbiSatan wrote:The pope can go f*** himself. And hopefully have a heart attack, stroke, and total body organ failure at the same time and die.
Yeah, like that.
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Phil wrote:
rebecca wrote:I'd fuck the pope.

Not because he's hot, or good personality-wise.

No, more just to say that I did it. You know, in conversation. Like, "So rebecca, what did you do this weekend?"

"Well, I did some grocery shopping, cleaned out the cat box, and then I rocked the pope's world. Almost killed him!"
Yeah, me too. But only because he's hot. Not to be a big shot among my friends.
Liar.
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rebecca wrote:
Phil wrote:
rebecca wrote:I'd fuck the pope.

Not because he's hot, or good personality-wise.

No, more just to say that I did it. You know, in conversation. Like, "So rebecca, what did you do this weekend?"

"Well, I did some grocery shopping, cleaned out the cat box, and then I rocked the pope's world. Almost killed him!"
Yeah, me too. But only because he's hot. Not to be a big shot among my friends.
Liar.
All right. I admit it. It would give me juice with my homies, too.
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Well, well, well, how many of the one who responded are gays?
All I see are fanatic responses against the Pope , but not a debate about the right or not for humans to have a gay marriage.
It is scientific tested that the anus is the natural hole to have sex in humans?
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latinijral wrote:Well, well, well, how many of the one who responded are gays? . . .
Just you.
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Phil wrote:
latinijral wrote:Well, well, well, how many of the one who responded are gays? . . .
Just you.
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It is scientific tested that the anus is the natural hole to have sex in humans?
Must have a rather capacious rectal vault for him to contain two people "making the sign of the double hump'd whale."

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latinijral wrote:Well, well, well, how many of the one who responded are gays?
All I see are fanatic responses against the Pope , but not a debate about the right or not for humans to have a gay marriage.
It is scientific tested that the anus is the natural hole to have sex in humans?
I'm not sure...maybe you should ask Carlos before your next game of hide the bratwurst?
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May be the UFOs come from Uranus?

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
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latinijral wrote:Well, well, well, how many of the one who responded are gays?
All I see are fanatic responses against the Pope , but not a debate about the right or not for humans to have a gay marriage.
It is scientific tested that the anus is the natural hole to have sex in humans?
Nothing wrong with a bit of pope bashing, it's all in good fun.

The anus a "natural" hole for sexing it up? Hmmm, I don't know, are mouths "natural" holes for kissing? Doesn't seem like any design feature of the mouth shows that it should be used for kissing, or giving felatio or cunnilingus, so we'd better stop anyone using it for such purposes from getting married. While we are at it, male-female sex, according to how our bodies are designed, should only be accomplished in the missionary position, no doggy style, no up against the wall, no negative gearing, anyone who has sex in anything other than the missionary position should not be allowed to marry either.

Hands weren't designed for holding breasts or penises, or sticking in vaginas or anus', so anyone doing any of that should be forbidden to marry as well. Hands weren't designed to type on keyboards either, no marriage for keyboard users, or car drivers, or people who fly planes, use pens.......

Faces weren't designed to have glasses on them, eyes weren't designed to have contacts in them.

Ears, noses, lips, penis', vaginas, belly buttons, and eyebrows, not designed for peircing, no marriage there either.

Feet weren't designed to have shoes on them, fingers weren't designed to have rings on them.

Nails aren't supposed to be cut, they are supposed to wear down, no marriage for people who cut their fingernails.

I'm tired now. Oh, not designed for beds either, we should be up in trees on branches to be safe from predators, or on the ground somewhere.

Anyone using clothes, getting a haircut, using cutlery, shaving, using soap or using a hair brush shouldn't be allowed to marry.

Bored now.
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Most (male) gays don't have anal sex at all, they prefer oral.
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SquishyDave wrote:
latinijral wrote:Well, well, well, how many of the one who responded are gays?
All I see are fanatic responses against the Pope , but not a debate about the right or not for humans to have a gay marriage.
It is scientific tested that the anus is the natural hole to have sex in humans?
Nothing wrong with a bit of pope bashing, it's all in good fun.

The anus a "natural" hole for sexing it up? Hmmm, I don't know, are mouths "natural" holes for kissing? Doesn't seem like any design feature of the mouth shows that it should be used for kissing, or giving felatio or cunnilingus, so we'd better stop anyone using it for such purposes from getting married. While we are at it, male-female sex, according to how our bodies are designed, should only be accomplished in the missionary position, no doggy style, no up against the wall, no negative gearing, anyone who has sex in anything other than the missionary position should not be allowed to marry either.

Hands weren't designed for holding breasts or penises, or sticking in vaginas or anus', so anyone doing any of that should be forbidden to marry as well. Hands weren't designed to type on keyboards either, no marriage for keyboard users, or car drivers, or people who fly planes, use pens.......
Oh, Squishy, Squishy, Squishy. Are you still trying to steal me from my boyfriend? Because you just got me so hot.

Anyway, latinijral, if you need the animal kingdom to tell you how to get your jollies, take a look at some of those crazy apes. Many species feature delightfully sinful homoerotic play, particularly among the horny females. Hot monkey lesbian action, doesn't get any more natural than that!