Man created in 5000 BC?

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Man created in 5000 BC?

Post by Abdul Alhazred »

Of course not. But guess who agrees?

http://www.islam.tc/ask-imam/view.php?q=12260

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Post by Nigel »

That is best known by Allah Alone.
And he ain't talkin'.
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Man is as old as coal. Ed Conrad says so, and that's good enough for me.
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Post by Paul C. Anagnostopoulos »

Low-sulphur coal?

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Post by Skeeve »

I'm sure that a few men were created in 5000BC, I can't imagine that the whole human race was infertile for exactly one year.

Now, 0 AD is another thought, isn't it? Something about who's the dad. :P
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By the usual definitions, I'm a "self-made man". :rimshot:
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Nigel wrote:
That is best known by Allah Alone.
And he ain't talkin'.

My mother's name is NOT Allah T'allah!
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Paul C. Anagnostopoulos wrote:Low-sulphur coal?

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Whatever it is that's in Ed's back yard. Clinkers, most likely.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.