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Post by ed » Mon Dec 06, 2010 2:49 am

This is so stupid I almost didn't post it but .... just take a look.

Fuck

http://arkencounter.com/

Really, no shit ..

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I read about it here

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/12/06/us/06ark.html?hp

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Re: Arc Encounter

Post by grayman » Mon Dec 06, 2010 3:05 am

“It’s our opportunity to present accurate, factual biblical information to people about a subject that they’re really interested in,” said Mike Zovath, a senior vice president of Answers in Genesis.


“We think that God would probably have sent healthy juvenile-sized animals that weren’t fully grown yet, so there would be plenty of room,” said Mr. Zovath, a retired Army lieutenant colonel heading the ark project. “We want to show how Noah would have taken care of them, taken care of waste management, taken care of water needs and food needs.”
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Re: Arc Encounter

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Dec 06, 2010 10:02 am

Isn't that the same outfit that claims there were dinosaurs on the ark?
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Re: Arc Encounter

Post by corplinx » Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:25 pm

It's that weird dude with the creepy beard.
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Re: Arc Encounter

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:32 pm

Now that I think of it, who is the architect?

Don't tell me Jehovah. Somebody has to be on the paperwork who warrants that it won't fall over. No religious exemption for that one.

However, I assume they are not concerned with seaworthiness? :BigGrin3:
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Re: Arc Encounter

Post by sparks » Mon Dec 06, 2010 8:43 pm

Not until the next Biblical Flood Of Tears from Doris.......................
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Re: Arc Encounter

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Dec 10, 2010 7:50 am

Is the inside of that thing going to be a ride? :D

Looks like some kind of biblical disneyland.

ETA: didn't the bible say that Noah built the ark all by himself?
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Re: Arc Encounter

Post by gnome » Sat Dec 11, 2010 7:33 pm

REAL arc encounter!!

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Re: Arc Encounter

Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:17 pm

I wonder where Noah stored all the anthrax bacteria, smallpox viruses etc? Probably had a cryogenics lab in there or something...

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Re: Arc Encounter

Post by izittrue » Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:15 am

God works in mysterious ways. They didn't have diseases back then. Just talking snakes and large animals that didn't spread their feces around.
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Re: Arc Encounter

Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Dec 12, 2010 6:58 am

Maybe he collected a load of flies to eat all the dung. That would have been eco-friendly.
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Re: Arc Encounter

Post by ed » Sun Dec 12, 2010 12:50 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:Maybe he collected a load of flies to eat all the dung. That would have been eco-friendly.
No. He could only have 2.
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Re: Arc Encounter

Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:33 pm

ed wrote:
asthmatic camel wrote:Maybe he collected a load of flies to eat all the dung. That would have been eco-friendly.
No. He could only have 2.
If you think about it, the whole world was submerged in water, so the flies would have had nowhere else to go. Must have been real fun on the ark.

This bollocks does my head in.

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Re: Arc Encounter

Post by ed » Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:35 pm

Told you that I debated about posting it. There is a certain critical mass of stupid beyond which one risks brain damage.
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Re: Arc Encounter

Post by Llacheu » Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:19 pm

They did not put it in the Bible, but Leprechauns saved most of the people, animals, and even the diseases and parasites during the flood. Why? As their clothing shows, they were all Greens.
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Re: Arc Encounter

Post by clarsct » Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:32 am

I think they're a bunch of sinners if they didn't make it true-to-life sized.

IF..IF we let these SINNERS go about changing things in the BUYBUL, then, my brothers and sisters, what is next? WHAT IS NEXT?
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Re: Arc Encounter

Post by grayman » Fri Jan 28, 2011 10:08 pm

Ken Ham appeared on Anderson Cooper's 360 the other night. I case you missed it:

[youtube]HAoJm61jnKg[/youtube]
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Re: Arc Encounter

Post by grayman » Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:13 am

Latest: New Noah's Ark in Ky. aims to prove truth of Bible.
"The ark is really a different approach" than the [creation] museum, Zovath said. "It's really not about creation-evolution, it's about the authority of the Bible starting with the ark account in Genesis."
Plenty of comments at the bottom of the page.
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Re: Arc Encounter

Post by Doctor X » Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:54 am

Will he recreate the Flat Earth as well?

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Re: Arc Encounter

Post by Ronin » Sat Aug 20, 2011 7:13 am

grayman wrote:Ken Ham appeared on Anderson Cooper's 360 the other night. I case you missed it:

[youtube]HAoJm61jnKg[/youtube]
It's funny because he has a very simian look to him. Of course, he IS a simian, so it shouldn't come as a surprise.
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