Arc Encounter

ed · Post by ed » Mon Dec 06, 2010 2:49 am

This is so stupid I almost didn't post it but .... just take a look.

Fuck

http://arkencounter.com/

Really, no shit ..

I read about it here

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/12/06/us/06ark.html?hp

I think we are doomed.

grayman · Post by **grayman** » Mon Dec 06, 2010 3:05 am

“It’s our opportunity to present accurate, factual biblical information to people about a subject that they’re really interested in,” said Mike Zovath, a senior vice president of Answers in Genesis.

“We think that God would probably have sent healthy juvenile-sized animals that weren’t fully grown yet, so there would be plenty of room,” said Mr. Zovath, a retired Army lieutenant colonel heading the ark project. “We want to show how Noah would have taken care of them, taken care of waste management, taken care of water needs and food needs.”

Doomed.

sparks · Post by **sparks** » Mon Dec 06, 2010 8:43 pm

Not until the next Biblical Flood Of Tears from Doris.......................

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 7:50 am

Is the inside of that thing going to be a ride?

Looks like some kind of biblical disneyland.

ETA: didn't the bible say that Noah built the ark all by himself?

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 7:33 pm

REAL arc encounter!!

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:17 pm

I wonder where Noah stored all the anthrax bacteria, smallpox viruses etc? Probably had a cryogenics lab in there or something...

Silly cunts.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:15 am

God works in mysterious ways. They didn't have diseases back then. Just talking snakes and large animals that didn't spread their feces around.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 6:58 am

Maybe he collected a load of flies to eat all the dung. That would have been eco-friendly.

ed · Post by ed » Sun Dec 12, 2010 12:50 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:Maybe he collected a load of flies to eat all the dung. That would have been eco-friendly.

No. He could only have 2.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:33 pm

ed wrote:
asthmatic camel wrote:Maybe he collected a load of flies to eat all the dung. That would have been eco-friendly.
No. He could only have 2.

If you think about it, the whole world was submerged in water, so the flies would have had nowhere else to go. Must have been real fun on the ark.

This bollocks does my head in.

:horsepoop:

ed · Post by ed » Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:35 pm

Told you that I debated about posting it. There is a certain critical mass of stupid beyond which one risks brain damage.

Llacheu · Post by **Llacheu** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:19 pm

They did not put it in the Bible, but Leprechauns saved most of the people, animals, and even the diseases and parasites during the flood. Why? As their clothing shows, they were all Greens.

clarsct · Post by **clarsct** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:32 am

I think they're a bunch of sinners if they didn't make it true-to-life sized.

IF..IF we let these SINNERS go about changing things in the BUYBUL, then, my brothers and sisters, what is next? WHAT IS NEXT?

grayman · Post by **grayman** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 10:08 pm

Ken Ham appeared on Anderson Cooper's 360 the other night. I case you missed it:

[youtube]HAoJm61jnKg[/youtube]

grayman · Post by **grayman** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:13 am

Latest: New Noah's Ark in Ky. aims to prove truth of Bible.

"The ark is really a different approach" than the [creation] museum, Zovath said. "It's really not about creation-evolution, it's about the authority of the Bible starting with the ark account in Genesis."

Plenty of comments at the bottom of the page.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:54 am

Will he recreate the Flat Earth as well?

--J.D.

Ronin · Post by **Ronin** » Sat Aug 20, 2011 7:13 am

grayman wrote:Ken Ham appeared on Anderson Cooper's 360 the other night. I case you missed it:

[youtube]HAoJm61jnKg[/youtube]

It's funny because he has a very simian look to him. Of course, he IS a simian, so it shouldn't come as a surprise.

grayman · Post by **grayman** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:46 pm

[youtube]j_BzWUuZN5w[/youtube]

DrMatt · Post by **DrMatt** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:07 pm

Noah Zark is one of Argon Zark's uncles.

DrMatt · Post by **DrMatt** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:49 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
DrMatt wrote:Noah Zark is one of Argon Zark's uncles.
No more updates ever, right?

I'm sure having better things to do is not difficult.

It used to be updated regularly. But I'm guessing after 3 years it's probably dead.
Oh, well. It was beautiful art while it lasted.
Some of the original spoofs are probably opaque to modern readers.

grayman · Post by **grayman** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:02 am

The Creation Museum evolves: Hoping to add a life-size ark project, the museum hits fundraising trouble

Answers in Genesis, a ministry founded in Australia, built the Creation Museum. The group seeks to convince others that the theory of evolution is wrong and that the account of creation told in Genesis is literally true. The result: a place that resembles a slick and entertaining natural history museum, even as it peddles the exact opposite message.

Now, the people behind this museum are looking to erect something much bigger: a 160-acre park with a life-size replica of Noah's Ark built to stand 500 feet long and 80 feet high. They're hoping to tap four teams of Amish builders to construct this giant ark, which would become the largest timber structure in the country...

But the ark plan now finds itself on troubled waters.

The group initially announced that it expected to break ground on the park in 2011, before eventually pushing that date back to 2014. But in June, in an interview in the Creation Museum's "Noah's Cafe," Ark Encounter vice president Michael Zovath told Yahoo News that the group no longer has a date in mind for the construction to begin. It has been unable to raise sufficient amounts of money, despite pleas to the Creation Museum's visitors to donate to the project.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 3:26 am

Yeah, not as easy as it seems, is it? Four teams of Amish builders (how many on each team?) and it's taking much longer than anticipated even to get started, and yet one guy was supposed to build this thing by himself?

Silly question, but how many humans supposedly rode on the Ark? It was Noah, his wife and his kids, right?
So I guess there must have been a lot of incest after that. The same problem of course for Adam & Eve.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Mon Jul 09, 2012 7:31 pm

Well we had to start somewhere

DrMatt · Post by **DrMatt** » Mon Jul 09, 2012 7:56 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:Yeah, not as easy as it seems, is it? Four teams of Amish builders (how many on each team?) and it's taking much longer than anticipated even to get started, and yet one guy was supposed to build this thing by himself?

Silly question, but how many humans supposedly rode on the Ark? It was Noah, his wife and his kids, right?
So I guess there must have been a lot of incest after that. The same problem of course for Adam & Eve.

[youtube]OFkeKKszXTw[/youtube]

grayman · Post by **grayman** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:38 am

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 5:05 am

How did Adam trim his beard?

--J.D.

Nyarlathotep · Post by **Nyarlathotep** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 6:58 am

grayman wrote:

Sad but true. We are losing our technological and scientific edge, but at least we have Jeebus.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 1:57 pm

grayman wrote:

If Adam & Eve were white people then where did black people and Asians come from?

Nyarlathotep · Post by **Nyarlathotep** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:09 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:
grayman wrote:
If Adam & Eve were white people then where did black people and Asians come from?

According to a lot of Christians, blacks were a result of a curse put by Noah on his son Ham. According to Mormons, Indians were the result of God's curse on the descendants of a figure called Laman. Not sure about Asians, but the trend is pretty clear in Christianity, if you aren't white its because God decided to punish you.

Lovely set of morals Christianity teaches...

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jul 15, 2012 7:24 am

Well . . . if you were NOT cursed, you would be white . . . and male, of course.

--J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 4:14 am

Europeans have their own kinds of woo though.

And America will always have this:

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 5:12 am

. . . whereas England had:

--J.D.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:21 pm

We also have the fucking Olympics.

How bad can it get?

Llacheu · Post by **Llacheu** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:07 pm

A lot of people would enjoy being in the Fucking Olympics.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 12:56 am

Your Mom certainly would. . . .

--J.D.

Nyarlathotep · Post by **Nyarlathotep** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 1:08 am

I have been waiting days for an excuse to use this graphic...DAYS!!!

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 4:40 am

So has His Mom!

--J.D.

P.S. 17 days?

Nyarlathotep · Post by **Nyarlathotep** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 4:54 am

Exactly.

Llacheu · Post by **Llacheu** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 5:59 pm

DrMatt · Post by **DrMatt** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 6:14 pm

Another case of opening the thread on the latest page and having fun making up context.