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grayman · Post by **grayman** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:46 pm

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DrMatt · Post by **DrMatt** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:07 pm

Noah Zark is one of Argon Zark's uncles.

Abdul Alhazred · Post by **Abdul Alhazred** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:40 pm

DrMatt wrote:Noah Zark is one of Argon Zark's uncles.

No more updates ever, right?

I'm sure having better things to do is not difficult.

DrMatt · Post by **DrMatt** » Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:49 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
DrMatt wrote:Noah Zark is one of Argon Zark's uncles.
No more updates ever, right?

I'm sure having better things to do is not difficult.

It used to be updated regularly. But I'm guessing after 3 years it's probably dead.
Oh, well. It was beautiful art while it lasted.
Some of the original spoofs are probably opaque to modern readers.

grayman · Post by **grayman** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:02 am

The Creation Museum evolves: Hoping to add a life-size ark project, the museum hits fundraising trouble

Answers in Genesis, a ministry founded in Australia, built the Creation Museum. The group seeks to convince others that the theory of evolution is wrong and that the account of creation told in Genesis is literally true. The result: a place that resembles a slick and entertaining natural history museum, even as it peddles the exact opposite message.

Now, the people behind this museum are looking to erect something much bigger: a 160-acre park with a life-size replica of Noah's Ark built to stand 500 feet long and 80 feet high. They're hoping to tap four teams of Amish builders to construct this giant ark, which would become the largest timber structure in the country...

But the ark plan now finds itself on troubled waters.

The group initially announced that it expected to break ground on the park in 2011, before eventually pushing that date back to 2014. But in June, in an interview in the Creation Museum's "Noah's Cafe," Ark Encounter vice president Michael Zovath told Yahoo News that the group no longer has a date in mind for the construction to begin. It has been unable to raise sufficient amounts of money, despite pleas to the Creation Museum's visitors to donate to the project.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 3:26 am

Yeah, not as easy as it seems, is it? Four teams of Amish builders (how many on each team?) and it's taking much longer than anticipated even to get started, and yet one guy was supposed to build this thing by himself?

Silly question, but how many humans supposedly rode on the Ark? It was Noah, his wife and his kids, right?
So I guess there must have been a lot of incest after that. The same problem of course for Adam & Eve.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Mon Jul 09, 2012 7:31 pm

Well we had to start somewhere

DrMatt · Post by **DrMatt** » Mon Jul 09, 2012 7:56 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:Yeah, not as easy as it seems, is it? Four teams of Amish builders (how many on each team?) and it's taking much longer than anticipated even to get started, and yet one guy was supposed to build this thing by himself?

Silly question, but how many humans supposedly rode on the Ark? It was Noah, his wife and his kids, right?
So I guess there must have been a lot of incest after that. The same problem of course for Adam & Eve.

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grayman · Post by **grayman** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:38 am

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 5:05 am

How did Adam trim his beard?

--J.D.

Nyarlathotep · Post by **Nyarlathotep** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 6:58 am

grayman wrote:

Sad but true. We are losing our technological and scientific edge, but at least we have Jeebus.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 1:57 pm

grayman wrote:

If Adam & Eve were white people then where did black people and Asians come from?

Nyarlathotep · Post by **Nyarlathotep** » Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:09 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:
grayman wrote:
If Adam & Eve were white people then where did black people and Asians come from?

According to a lot of Christians, blacks were a result of a curse put by Noah on his son Ham. According to Mormons, Indians were the result of God's curse on the descendants of a figure called Laman. Not sure about Asians, but the trend is pretty clear in Christianity, if you aren't white its because God decided to punish you.

Lovely set of morals Christianity teaches...

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jul 15, 2012 7:24 am

Well . . . if you were NOT cursed, you would be white . . . and male, of course.

--J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 4:14 am

Europeans have their own kinds of woo though.

And America will always have this:

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jul 16, 2012 5:12 am

. . . whereas England had:

--J.D.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:21 pm

We also have the fucking Olympics.

How bad can it get?

Llacheu · Post by **Llacheu** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:07 pm

A lot of people would enjoy being in the Fucking Olympics.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 12:56 am

Your Mom certainly would. . . .

--J.D.

Nyarlathotep · Post by **Nyarlathotep** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 1:08 am

I have been waiting days for an excuse to use this graphic...DAYS!!!

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