Arc Encounter

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ed
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This is so stupid I almost didn't post it but .... just take a look.

Fuck

http://arkencounter.com/

Really, no shit ..

http://arkencounter.com/assets/images/a ... ide-sm.jpg

I read about it here

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/12/06/us/06ark.html?hp

I think we are doomed.
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“It’s our opportunity to present accurate, factual biblical information to people about a subject that they’re really interested in,” said Mike Zovath, a senior vice president of Answers in Genesis.


“We think that God would probably have sent healthy juvenile-sized animals that weren’t fully grown yet, so there would be plenty of room,” said Mr. Zovath, a retired Army lieutenant colonel heading the ark project. “We want to show how Noah would have taken care of them, taken care of waste management, taken care of water needs and food needs.”
Doomed.
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Not until the next Biblical Flood Of Tears from Doris.......................
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Is the inside of that thing going to be a ride? :D

Looks like some kind of biblical disneyland.

ETA: didn't the bible say that Noah built the ark all by himself?
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REAL arc encounter!!

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I wonder where Noah stored all the anthrax bacteria, smallpox viruses etc? Probably had a cryogenics lab in there or something...

Silly cunts.
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God works in mysterious ways. They didn't have diseases back then. Just talking snakes and large animals that didn't spread their feces around.
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Maybe he collected a load of flies to eat all the dung. That would have been eco-friendly.
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asthmatic camel wrote:Maybe he collected a load of flies to eat all the dung. That would have been eco-friendly.
No. He could only have 2.
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ed wrote:
asthmatic camel wrote:Maybe he collected a load of flies to eat all the dung. That would have been eco-friendly.
No. He could only have 2.
If you think about it, the whole world was submerged in water, so the flies would have had nowhere else to go. Must have been real fun on the ark.

This bollocks does my head in.

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Told you that I debated about posting it. There is a certain critical mass of stupid beyond which one risks brain damage.
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They did not put it in the Bible, but Leprechauns saved most of the people, animals, and even the diseases and parasites during the flood. Why? As their clothing shows, they were all Greens.
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I think they're a bunch of sinners if they didn't make it true-to-life sized.

IF..IF we let these SINNERS go about changing things in the BUYBUL, then, my brothers and sisters, what is next? WHAT IS NEXT?
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Ken Ham appeared on Anderson Cooper's 360 the other night. I case you missed it:

[youtube]HAoJm61jnKg[/youtube]
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Latest: New Noah's Ark in Ky. aims to prove truth of Bible.
"The ark is really a different approach" than the [creation] museum, Zovath said. "It's really not about creation-evolution, it's about the authority of the Bible starting with the ark account in Genesis."
Plenty of comments at the bottom of the page.
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Will he recreate the Flat Earth as well?

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grayman wrote:Ken Ham appeared on Anderson Cooper's 360 the other night. I case you missed it:

[youtube]HAoJm61jnKg[/youtube]
It's funny because he has a very simian look to him. Of course, he IS a simian, so it shouldn't come as a surprise.
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Noah Zark is one of Argon Zark's uncles.
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Abdul Alhazred wrote:
DrMatt wrote:Noah Zark is one of Argon Zark's uncles.
No more updates ever, right?

I'm sure having better things to do is not difficult. :P
It used to be updated regularly. But I'm guessing after 3 years it's probably dead.
Oh, well. It was beautiful art while it lasted.
Some of the original spoofs are probably opaque to modern readers.
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The Creation Museum evolves: Hoping to add a life-size ark project, the museum hits fundraising trouble
Answers in Genesis, a ministry founded in Australia, built the Creation Museum. The group seeks to convince others that the theory of evolution is wrong and that the account of creation told in Genesis is literally true. The result: a place that resembles a slick and entertaining natural history museum, even as it peddles the exact opposite message.

Now, the people behind this museum are looking to erect something much bigger: a 160-acre park with a life-size replica of Noah's Ark built to stand 500 feet long and 80 feet high. They're hoping to tap four teams of Amish builders to construct this giant ark, which would become the largest timber structure in the country...

But the ark plan now finds itself on troubled waters.

The group initially announced that it expected to break ground on the park in 2011, before eventually pushing that date back to 2014. But in June, in an interview in the Creation Museum's "Noah's Cafe," Ark Encounter vice president Michael Zovath told Yahoo News that the group no longer has a date in mind for the construction to begin. It has been unable to raise sufficient amounts of money, despite pleas to the Creation Museum's visitors to donate to the project.
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Yeah, not as easy as it seems, is it? Four teams of Amish builders (how many on each team?) and it's taking much longer than anticipated even to get started, and yet one guy was supposed to build this thing by himself?

Silly question, but how many humans supposedly rode on the Ark? It was Noah, his wife and his kids, right?
So I guess there must have been a lot of incest after that. The same problem of course for Adam & Eve.
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Well we had to start somewhere :)
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Anaxagoras wrote:Yeah, not as easy as it seems, is it? Four teams of Amish builders (how many on each team?) and it's taking much longer than anticipated even to get started, and yet one guy was supposed to build this thing by himself?

Silly question, but how many humans supposedly rode on the Ark? It was Noah, his wife and his kids, right?
So I guess there must have been a lot of incest after that. The same problem of course for Adam & Eve.
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How did Adam trim his beard?

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grayman wrote:https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos- ... 2332_n.jpg
Sad but true. We are losing our technological and scientific edge, but at least we have Jeebus.
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grayman wrote:https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos- ... 2332_n.jpg
If Adam & Eve were white people then where did black people and Asians come from?
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Anaxagoras wrote:
grayman wrote:https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos- ... 2332_n.jpg
If Adam & Eve were white people then where did black people and Asians come from?
According to a lot of Christians, blacks were a result of a curse put by Noah on his son Ham. According to Mormons, Indians were the result of God's curse on the descendants of a figure called Laman. Not sure about Asians, but the trend is pretty clear in Christianity, if you aren't white its because God decided to punish you.

Lovely set of morals Christianity teaches...
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Well . . . if you were NOT cursed, you would be white . . . and male, of course.

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Europeans have their own kinds of woo though.

And America will always have this:

http://www.cosmosfrontier.com/files/apollo11_salute.jpg
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. . . whereas England had:

http://blogs.airspacemag.com/daily-plan ... ,s:0,i:145

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We also have the fucking Olympics.

How bad can it get?
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A lot of people would enjoy being in the Fucking Olympics.
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Your Mom certainly would. . . .

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I have been waiting days for an excuse to use this graphic...DAYS!!!
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So has His Mom!

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P.S. 17 days?
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Exactly.
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:lol:
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Another case of opening the thread on the latest page and having fun making up context.