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Nuns

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Re: Nuns

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Nuns kick ass.
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Re: Nuns

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NSFW:
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Re: Nuns

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You do not want to know where she put the ruler.

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Re: Nuns

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True. The ruler of nuns is not pleased.
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Let me just state that searching for "sexy latex nun ruler" brought up images that will require me to now bleach my eyeballs.









I mean . . . damn! http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264 ... ecdd06.gif

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Re: Nuns

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Should have stuck with gay hamsters and sporrans.
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Re: Nuns

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At least the gay hamsters gave informed consent!

This is better . . . and a favorite:

http://www.nightshadecorsets.com/images ... s/8181.jpg

Yes . . . my penmanship has been . . . bad, Sister!

--J.D.
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Re: Nuns

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Do you have to wear a snorkel with latex?

If I may suggest another nunnish trail, painter Clovis Trouille (in french slang "trouille" means fear):

http://hifructose.com/2012/07/19/under- ... -trouille/
("Oh ! Calcutta ! is a word play on "Oh ! Quel cul t'as !", meaning should be clear…)

https://scribouillart.files.wordpress.c ... ouille.jpg
(One of his first paintings after WWI, if I'm not mistaken; reminds me of Dix who suffered on the other side.)
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Re: Nuns

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Wonderful pics! Thanks. :)
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Re: Nuns

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asthmatic camel wrote:Wonderful pics! Thanks. :)
Pleased to please you.
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Hello

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Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Did a N00B slip in without me noticing?

We accept you, one of us (pic when I get around to it).
More noob than you would believe. You'll be able to pull my leg (for some time at least) with the stalest pranks.
Saw a light, some flunky somebody had again left the door unlocked, well… Thank you, all, for accepting me!
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More nuns

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Found this one:
KillerNun.jpg
Old news, but still amusing:
https://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/a ... uE3A?hl=en
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Re: Nuns

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grayman wrote:https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/ ... 7155_n.png
"Allot".
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
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Re: Nuns

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One more

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Re: Nuns

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Nun shall pass.
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Re: Nuns

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Sure looks like a flatulent nun in denial.
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Re: Nuns

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5 Absurd Exploitation Film Subgenres
#5. Nunsploitation
http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/artic ... 46.jpg?v=1
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Re: Nuns

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http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/4 ... SY445_.jpg
The selling blurb says: "Includes the dress, head piece, and cross".
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Re: Nuns

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Behind Convent Walls (Walerian Borowczyk, 1978)
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Re: Nuns

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“La Voie lactée”, Luis Buñuel, 1969
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Re: Nuns

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We have enough neglected the subject.

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Re: Nuns

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Too late, all your turpitudes are exposed.

http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/201207 ... 640_27.jpg
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Re: Nuns

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Slacking thread, a pity…

More works by CT:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-MBO_Bh5Rh6s/T ... +titre.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vJlAJSqfTNg/T ... detail.jpg
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:D
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Re: Nuns

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Pope to Nuns: Hey, Pick Up, It's Me
Francis has to leave a voice message

Pope Francis has made another memorable cold call, this time to a group of nuns in a Spanish convent. Problem is, they didn't pick up. "What are the nuns doing that they can't answer the phone?" Francis asked in the message he left, the recording of which was obtained by Spain's El Mundo newspaper and broadcast on Italian media. "This is Pope Francis. I wanted to offer you greetings for the end of the year. Maybe I'll try to call again later. May God bless you."
<--newser

What were they doing!?
Spoiler:
What the fuck is it you expect to find here? How the hell do I know what they were doing. Maybe they were doing their end-of-year accounting. Or laundry. Or giving each other pedicures.
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Re: Nuns

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Coulden't resist this disgusting one:

http://i.imgur.com/ArrJCz3.gif
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Re: Nuns

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Thanks Witness, now I will have nightmares tonight. :shock:
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Re: Nuns

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silverdrake wrote:Thanks Witness, now I will have nightmares tonight. :shock:
You're welcome…

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Re: Nuns

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OK, if AA bumps, I'll do it too:
Awful disclosures of Maria Monk, or, The hidden secrets of a nun's life in a convent exposed: illustrated with upwards of forty engravings (1836)
https://archive.org/details/cihm_38362
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Re: Nuns

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Re: Nuns

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Get her to sing "Call Me" or "Poker Face"--or "Touch Myself"--and I will be impressed.

--J.D.
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--J.D.
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Re: Nuns

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justine is My Bitch.

And he knows it!

BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

--J.D.