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Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Oct 23, 2015 5:14 am

A Maryland preacher’s daughter was a virgin when she got married and she has the doctor-endorsed purity certificate to prove it.

Brelyn Bowman presented her father, Pastor Mike Freeman, with a “certificate of purity” at her lavish wedding earlier this month. The diploma-sized document was signed by her doctor and certified that her hymen was intact.

“This was my way to honor him,” the bride said on Good Day DC. “He was so excited because it's not nothing he required. He didn't ask.”
Er, shouldn't she be giving that to her groom?

Even though it was her idea, I still blame the patriarchy.


ETA: on second thought, maybe it wasn't totally her own idea. Should have read more before commenting.
Brelyn Bowman said she took a virginity pledge when she was 13 years old, promising to herself and her parents that she would only have sex with her future husband. Faith has always been a huge part of her life, the bride said. Her dad is the pastor of Spirit of Faith Christian Center in Temple Hills.
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Post by ed » Fri Oct 23, 2015 12:06 pm

Well, given the rate of out of wedlock births, and the commensurate single parent households and resulting grinding poverty and crime, I think that it is a good thing.
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Post by gnome » Fri Oct 23, 2015 4:01 pm

Good that she chose to wait, probably. That she feels she has to prove it to anyone else, kind of messed up.
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Post by Rob Lister » Fri Oct 23, 2015 4:10 pm

I didn't do her. Must be true.

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Post by sparks » Fri Oct 23, 2015 9:47 pm

Charlie's 'ad 'er.
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Post by hammegk » Fri Oct 23, 2015 10:50 pm

sparks wrote:Charlie's 'ad 'er.
Apparently not.

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Post by specious_reasons » Fri Oct 23, 2015 11:00 pm

hammegk wrote:
sparks wrote:Charlie's 'ad 'er.
Apparently not.
He paid off the doctor.

Out of curiosity, what fucked up doctor performs this evaluation?
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Post by Rob Lister » Sat Oct 24, 2015 12:00 am

specious_reasons wrote:
hammegk wrote:
sparks wrote:Charlie's 'ad 'er.
Apparently not.
He paid off the doctor.

Out of curiosity, what fucked up doctor performs this evaluation?
Dr. Charlie.

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Post by Doctor X » Sat Oct 24, 2015 12:46 am

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Post by Bruce » Sat Oct 24, 2015 3:09 pm

They can tell that?

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