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Unsatified with Children the Clergy Attack Police!

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A priest has been suspended after he admitted assaulting a police officer and a paramedic on a drunken night out.

The Reverend Gareth Jones swore at officers and claimed he had diplomatic immunity from the Vatican when he was arrested two weeks ago.That is awesome.

A paramedic found him passed out in his clerical clothes on Charing Cross Road, in Covent Garden, central London.

He had drunk three bottles of wine, several pints of beer, a number of gin and tonics and vodka.

Highbury Corner magistrates heard he kicked a paramedic twice in the leg before punching him and trying to bite him.

As police intervened, the priest from St Mary's Church in Ilford, east London, kicked an officer in the face, the court was told.

When asked which embassy would grant him diplomatic immunity, the Anglican priest said "the Vatican" and swore at officers. Wait . . . what?

Mr Jones now faces formal church disciplinary proceedings.


A spokesman for the diocese of Chelmsford said: "We are deeply shocked by Mr Jones' behaviour.

"We are holding all those affected by this serious incident in our prayers."

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Yet the fucking cat-licks say that it's atheists who are good for nothing.
>From: enuffenuff@fastmail.fm
(excerpt follows):
>Good luck with that fuckwit. And Reynold, fucking run, and don't stop.
>Disappear would be best as it was you who dared to attack me on my
>illness knowing nothing of the cause. You disgust me and you are top of
>the list boy. Again, no violence. Just regular reminders of who's there
>and visits to see you are behaving. Nothing scary in reality. But I'd
>still disappear if I was you.

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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" Congress spends about $66,000 per hour for their Christian prayer time."

No words. Preposterous? No. Egregious? No. Immoral? No.

What the hell, what can one expect from a bunch of asshole politicians...
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